Remember when I curled my hair
for prom? Took a whole hour and a half
in the bathroom to decide
I didn't like the curls after all.
You needed to shit so badly
you went in the prize-winning rose bushes
Grandma gave me before she died,
then pretended you didn't know why
And remember when Mom told you
to drive me to school because
the office needed her this morning?
I waited outside your room until 7:50
before realizing that you had already left
without me. Well,
in my rush to catch the bus,
your PS2 somehow fell out the window.
Sorry for your loss!