Remember when I curled my hair

for prom? Took a whole hour and a half

in the bathroom to decide

I didn't like the curls after all.

You needed to shit so badly

you went in the prize-winning rose bushes

Grandma gave me before she died,

then pretended you didn't know why

they'd wilted.


And remember when Mom told you

to drive me to school because

the office needed her this morning?

I waited outside your room until 7:50

before realizing that you had already left

without me. Well,

in my rush to catch the bus,

your PS2 somehow fell out the window.

Sorry for your loss!