Can We Talk About The Fact That Automatic Flushing Toilets Are The WORST
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Can We Talk About The Fact That Automatic Flushing Toilets Are The WORST

My worst nightmare involves sitting down on a toilet and getting splashed with toilet water.

Ashley McMurray
Jan 20, 2018
University of Oregon
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Can We Talk About The Fact That Automatic Flushing Toilets Are The WORST
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My worst nightmare involves sitting down on a toilet and getting splashed with toilet water in the middle of my bathroom usage. Part of the reason I despise automatic flushing toilets so much might be due to my gender and being forced to sit down while I take care of business, but most people I know hate automatic flushing toilets as much as I do.

1. They randomly flush

My least favorite part about these toilets is I finally get comfortable enough to start peeing and then the motherf*cker flushes on me and splashes me with disgusting toilet water. How can I even feel clean after that? Plus, I swear they NEVER flush when I'm actually done. It's like Satan invented these toilets.

2. They're just wasteful

Those f*ckers randomly flush throughout the entire day and night and effectively waste more water than they should. No matter how I go about it, they always randomly flush in the middle of my activities and then I have to flush AGAIN when I'm finished. If this was a normal toilet, I would only be flushing once so I'd be wasting a lot less water every time I need to use the bathroom.

3. The mile-sized gaps in the stall door

This issue isn't necessarily related to automatic flushing toilets, but it still greatly irritates me. I despise when I can see the people waiting in line for the bathroom while I'm trying to take care of my business. Plus, shouldn't I get some privacy for this intimate occasion? (Side note: this is especially the worst when it's that time of the month and I need to change a tampon because I REALLY don't want anyone watching that situation happen.)

If you still like automatic flushing toilets after reading my article, please let me know so I can have nothing to do with you and your CRAZY ideas, because they're the WORST.

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