Firstly, I'd like to wish a happy 2017 to you all.
Since I submitted a set of three articles before the holidays began, I haven't actually written anything for about 3 weeks.
Feels good to be back at it, kinda.
But this week I couldn't put my finger on a particular topic to write about, so I decided to make an article soup instead.
(Extremely tender, and gentle reminder that most of this stuff has been edited/recycled from my Tumblr account. Which you should feel free to check out. You'll like it if you like food pics-mixed with the occasional bit of mumbo jumbo rambling from your favorite guy, Kip)
Anyway, for about much longer than a while now I've been feeling fucking depressed. And so, here's an opinion that I've cultivated as a result of my observations during this spoopy, very dark period:
I love how people who suffer from depression criticize/satirize the ways in which other people suffer from depression. It’s so, interesting.
Note: that I'm being sarcastic about the former statement- although I'm for real about the latter.
It's genuinely intriguing to consider the ways in which people's morality can be shifted in the presence of mental illness. It's thought provoking, and hella fucking shitty-at the same damn time.
So that's my thing about that.
Um, I also wrote some micro-poems:
Kicking and Screaming- But Only On The Inside
Mostly on the inside.
I woke up with this in mind
kisses
on my cheek, my neck
sucking
on my nipples
squeezing my breast
spreading my legs
wet
you were lying to the right of me
Suicidal Ideations
Hit me like a ton of bricks.
I'm just trying to chop some platanos- to cook for my breakfast,
and I get barreled right over.
My cuticles have anxiety.
Some dudes want me to kill myself because I won't sext them anymore.
By the way, I'm on Verified Call. Chat me up baby. We can talk about anything.
Now- and next up, some random thoughts by me:
"What if you had to carry your genitals around in a compartment, and bring them to the bathroom when you have to pee- but accidentally leave them/it at home, on a long trip overseas? A nightmare"
"Misanthropy Trophy"
"I love bento boxes because they're so well organized"
"My family doesn't love me the way I need them to. They never hold me."
"The Golden Yolks is what I'd call my band, or extreme hide-and-seek team"
"Bob's Burgers has bangers (that means hit songs). Try saying that factual statement 5 times fast. You probably could. I don't know."
"Show me the honey. Those honey shots."
"Alfred Hitchcock was right, no one ever disappears in to thick air."
"I birthed my pets from my own womb. I just can't remember; the blood and the screams."
"Assholes United: The group that may, or may not be exactly what it sounds like."
"Day-man. Night-man. Rocket-man."
"Iced coffee that baby."
Clearly these are all very important proclamations- and so, lucky for us: there's more.
Just a second though, hold on. Let me clear my throat- AHEM
*Coughs up a wad of diamonds*
Okay now where were we?
Oh yes, more thoughts- and opinions:
1)Talking about Always Nighttime Pads: "10 hours of protection my ass. Tell that to my uterus."
2) Me, not watching shows that I don't care about, and so, therefore not understanding the memes/jokes: This feels wonderful.
3) Lebron James won't tell you to drink a Sprite because he knows that they're no good for you.
4) Rogue One was an *awesome* movie; but it needed more. More of everything. More plot build-up. More screen time for each character. Definitely more Chirrut (Donnie Yen) & Baze (Wen Jiang). Specifically, more martial arts combat from Chirrut. And just, more, overall. But I loved it though. It was truly a hit. Watch it.
5) Paul A. Young- the incredible edible chocolatier- looks like a sexy mouse. Like a sexy Stuart Little with orange hair & moustache. Google them and you will see.
6) I need a sous-vide cooker- like stat.
Like, now.
7)Also, I hate it how Apple's app store will make a game look like it's fun via the advertisements, but it isn't.
Next-to-finally, I'd like to share this Buzzfeed listicle that actually blew my fucking mind:
25 Cartoon Characters Whose Real Names You Never Knew
This picture of my sneak cat June, for good measure...
As well as this one last point- I'd survive the zombie apocalypse...
Well, that's all for now. Another article soup. Hope you liked it.
Keep your heads screwed on tight, otherwise you may lose it; and always remember to pack your rubber shoes, for just in case it rains.
Take care of yourself, and I'll Ttyl8r- Kip