CAMBRIDGE, MA— Plagued by his own ignorance of candy and Jewish culture, area man, Connor Williams, was reportedly not aware that the small bag of gold coins he purchased from his local Staples was not actually gold.
To his surprise, the coins were actually chocolate pieces wrapped in a golden foil. "No wonder I got them at such a bargain," said Williams.
Williams has attempted to sell the coins on eBay, but the menorah and hebrew letterings engraved on the wrappers made it quite difficult to fool potential buyers.