April is a tough month for college students. It causes us to be stuck in a void, where your so close to summer and being done with this year, yet at the same time you wonder if you can make it (by the way, you'll make it). Though Bob and Linda no longer go to college and Tina, Eugene, and Louise aren't quite there... this dysfunctional family truly captures the essence of college students in April.
Doing laundry sparsely
Because who has money for that? That weird, wrinkly shirt is now your best friend.
Being annoyed that you didn't make a fifth alarm
Because five is not enough. Pro tip: make your snooze one minute apart, not 10.
What's more important: your social life or homework?
Yes parents, we seriously weigh out the pros and cons of missing assignments so we can go out.
Knowing you can't have another absence
You shouldn't have used those absences for the "I don't feel like it excuse." Sadly, you have to go to class sick. Choose wisely, kids.
Thinking about another dining hall meal
It could be cat food... who knows, man. You kinda just except it.
Believing that your current situation is the absolute worst
Spoiler: it's not.
Wondering if your major is worth it
Hold it! Yeah, you, the journalism/English/history/philosophy//theater/pottery major! You'll get there. Just keep doing what you do best. (And do a lot of networking!)
Should you go to class today?
After a serious discussion with yourself about how you'll benefit from not going, you realize that it's still better to go.
Reading the half-assed paper you wrote at 2 a.m.
32 grammatical errors and a thesis that's so broad it seems like a middle school student wrote it? Yeah, you better edit that thing before it's submitted.
Realizing that summer is near...
Cue maniacal laughing with homework burning the background.
...After finals
Ah, so close but so far.
But in the end, everything you do is for a reason and you'll reach your goal
Yeah April sucks, but think about all of the great things that will happen after it's over! You'll graduate or see your family and friends or make a lot of money. Think about the positives, never the negatives. Everyone believes in you... now you just have to believe in yourself.