Annoying Pet Peeves

7 Annoying Pet Peeves That Make Me Die Inside Every Time They Happen

Sometimes, the struggle is real.


Yes, I know I'm supposed to appreciate the beauty in life and how valuable our limited time on Earth is. But sometimes, I just want to complain about the brutal injustices in this unforgiving world. From rebellious fingernails to incorrect swearing, I've compiled a list of seven issues I want to rant about.

1. When rebellious fingernails try to escape me

If there's one sure sign my body's trying to say that it hates me, it's probably when all of my fingernails jump as far away from me as possible when I'm trying to cut them. Honestly, I think it's a bit ungrateful. I've read 100s of times that I should "listen to my body" from those spiritual health blogs, but gosh-dang-it, they should be listening to me! I let them grow on my hand for two weeks, and this is how they repay me? By frolicking off into the distance?

Not to mention how talented they are at making you miserable. PBS could literally create a documentary about the aerodynamics of flying fingernails. After these little monsters fly halfway across the room and land on your carpet, they use their impressive camouflage skills to make you spend 30 minutes trying to find them on the ground. And after you give up, they deal one final act of revenge by stabbing you in the foot two months later when you manage to step on them. Fingernails are nasty little demons. They have minds of their own, and they're coming for you.

2. When teachers say they have something "exciting," and it's more homework

I always get so hyped up and excited when teachers say they have a "surprise" or "something fun." I don't know how I haven't figured out that...

a. they're lying and

b. school is never fun

But I always end up falling for their cruel jokes. Although I don't blame them. Since it's a teacher's job to make students miserable, they might as well have fun doing it. I'm sure if I were a teacher, I'd love to see the disappointed, crestfallen faces of all 30 of my students.

3. When someone uses the word "latter"

Seriously, why do people use the word latter? I don't get it, and I don't think half the population does either. Unless you want me to do a mental math equation in my head, don't include the word latter in your normal, English vocabulary. If someone told me to push a button on the right to stop the onset of a nuclear missile attack with my choices being a green and a blue button, the latter being on my right, I think I'd end up nuking the entire United States.

But since I don't know how to use the word latter, I'm not even sure my example makes sense. Maybe I'm just dumb. Plus, I suck at mental math. I once said nine plus four is 17.

4. Along the same lines, when people use "half-past" or "quarter 'til"

For a person who can barely even read a normal analog clock, someone who has the audacity to say "half-past-seven" is basically talking in gibberish. Maybe the people who actually understand these phrases have some kind of secret society where they learn these codes to sound superior to the rest of us peasants. I have no idea what "quarter 'til five" even means. I've missed so many deadlines because I can't understand people who say that.

At least with "latter," I had a vague idea of what it meant. The blue button would be the one on my right. Right?

5. When drinks are too hot

I swear, hot drinks are the bane of my existence. I know I've been complaining about them ever since I was in the womb, but I can't get over how dangerous they are.

I think the price you have to pay for drinking warm beverages in the winter is a mouthful of burns and pure fire. I don't know how people drink warm coffee, but I think they're all screaming internally behind their cool, indifferent facade. The rest of us are still learning how to train ourselves to disguise our pain. If we could all express what we really felt while drinking hot teas and coffees, Starbucks would be full of wailing people desperately flailing around in their agony.

6. When automatic toilets are dangerously dysfunctional

I'm sure someone in the 1900s once said, "Some day in the future, we'll have amazing toilets!" Well, flash forward to 2018. It's been 118 years since, and automatic toilets still can't wait for me to finish doing my business before flushing and scaring the crap out of me (pun intended). The supposed toilet of the future, the prized invention of the century, still needs a lot of improvement. They're scarily inconsistent, either flushing too early, too late or not at all.

7. When people can't swear properly

I normally don't consider myself a person who cusses that much not because I'm a better or more pious person but basically because I'm too scared that I can't swear correctly. I think there's an art to fitting profanities into everyday sentences and making it sound natural that I, along with many other people, haven't mastered. Thus, whenever I overhear people swearing incorrectly behind me, I always feel a humongous amount of secondhand embarrassment for them. I usually think, "Bless their heart" or "They're probably going to regret that later."

I just think there's only so many F-bombs a person can drop in a sentence without making themselves seem like an idiot. For example, "I just failed the f*cking AP exam," is a proper use of an expletive. However, "I f*cking just f*cking failed the f*cking AP test," just sounds plain stupid. I think we all need to study our swearing from time to time. Or at least sound less idiotic.

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10 Fun Things To Do This Summer That Will Guarantee The Perfect Summer Bucket List In No Time

Road trips, bonfires, and good music are just some of the great things about summer, so let us enjoy summer and let all the fun festivities begin.


A lot of people have bucket lists, and the summer is the perfect time to start knocking some of those things off and enjoy doing them with friends and family, or just by yourself. There are so many fun things to do, so here is a list of 10 things to enjoy during the summer.

1. Go to an amusement park

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Amusement parks are always a great way to have fun with friends or family, you can make a whole day of it, and there many kinds of amusement parks. and you can easily spend the whole day there, enjoying all the rides and foods.

2. Outdoor concert

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Everyone loves music, and during the summer lots of places have outdoor concerts all summer long, You can hang out with your friends, or just go by yourself and have a great time, There are many types of music, and most of the outdoor concerts are free or cheap to get into. Millions of people attend outdoor concerts each year—it's a top thing to do!. Bring chairs and blankets and this is also a top bucket list event, something to check off.

3. Go on a picnic

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Picnics are a summer staple, there are so many places to go besides the park, you can go on a hike with your family or just with your partner, and have a great day eating some good food and relaxing. And do it traditional style, pack a wicker basket and a blanket.

4. Roadtrip

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Road-trips are one of the classic summer things to do, either with friends/family or even by yourself, this is something that everyone should do every summer, and this doesn't even have to be a long road trip, and just picking a place on a map can make it even more exciting, you are just going to drive and feel so free and make a list of all the things you want to do on your trip and just have fun.

5. Go to the beach

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This is a staple during the summer, you can never go wrong at the beach, this is something you can do solo or with a group, and you can mix in different activities, such as a picnic, swimming, surfing, jet skies, ect, there is just so much you can do. And you can spend the whole day just being out on the beach relaxing and enjoying your best life.

6. Wine tasting

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If you are drinking age, going to a vineyard could be a great place to go, have some great wine enjoy yourself and maybe check another thing off your bucket list, I know this is on mine. This can be a great weekend getaway with the girls or partner or solo, you don't have to take someone with you to have fun. This is more of an adult activity that is laid back.

7. Go white water rafting


This is a great thrill seeking activity, so you need to be careful when choosing this activity. But this can be a great way to have fun with your friends on those hot summer days.

8. Go to a baseball game

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This a traditional summer activity, a lot of people love to go watch their favorite team play, This is an all day thing, but you get to watch a great game, eat some hot dogs and cheer on your favorite team and players.

9. Bonfire

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Having a bonfire in the summer is a great way to have friends and family over and just have a great time hangout have a BBQ and listen to music. A bonfire can add incredible ambiance to any party, especially on a warm Summer night.

10. Make a Playlist

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Make a great playlist, this can be all your favorite songs of summer or just your favorite music in general. This is something you can play all summer long and enjoy any time of the day. So put on your favorite tunes dance around and have fun.

Sometimes you don't know what to do during summer break, well sometimes it can be fun to just take a road trip at the last minute, and just randomly picking someplace to go, or just driving till you find a place that looks like fun.

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The Movie Watchers

The Types Of People That Watch Movies


This past weekend I saw the movie of the life time, Avengers Endgame. It was the culmination of 10 years in the making and no there will not be any spoilers in this piece of writing. I however noticed the same trends that occurred each time I went to the movies. The I saw the same people, however they were just in different bodily forms. When my eyes were not glued to the screen out of sheer anxiety and thrill, I managed to catch a quick glance at the type of people that plague our good theaters.

To start off, there are always those people that are good people and don't disturb the movie experiences of others. These are the quiet people, the ones who keep their eyes on the movie and focus on nothing else. These are the people we should all aspire to be, with their bloodshot eyes from not blinking as to not miss a single moment of the movie. While I am not always the Eyes Glued To The Screen movie watcher, I can say with assurance that I am a somewhat follower of this rule. I think everyone should learn from these people.

Next comes the traditional On My Phone Like A Idiot in the movie movie watcher. This is by far the most annoying of all the people that come to a movie. Like I came to be entertained and I paid good money for this, I didn't pay 14 dollars and 31 cents to hear some girl gossip on her phone to her friend about how her boyfriend didn't bring her flowers or some middle aged man attempt to close a business deal while his kids were watching the movie. Either leave your business at home or for the courtesy of others, at least leave it outside the theater. No one brings me more anger than these people just because they don't know any common courtesy or manners.

If your at the movie, you might get hungry or thirsty so its normal for people to bring in some food, most typically being popcorn. This is fine and all but don't chew so loudly that it sounds like Jurassic Park to the person next to you. Or don't sip up your drink in such a way that it makes the people around you wonder how your mother raised you. I call this person, the Slurper. Just, be chill and watch the movie. At least your not like the On My Phone Like An Idiot where you're an inconvenience to the whole theater.

Movies are a great way to get distracted from the horrors that are our personal lives. They are solace for some people, giving us a place to escape from reality. So please, don't disturb the kind movie goers who just need a break from that relentless school, job, or even family. Just give them their peace. So sit down, turn off your cellphone, and enjoy the movie.

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