20 Thoughts You Regularly Have If You Hate People
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20 Thoughts You Regularly Have If You Hate People

I would be less annoyed if there were people-free public spaces #JustSaying

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20 Thoughts You Regularly Have If You Hate People
David McNew

I'm not going to lie, people irritate me. No, not everyone. And no, I don't think I'm better than everyone else in the world. I just need personal space and plenty of time by myself. Because people...well, they're just pretty annoying sometimes.

1. Do you really need to stand so close to me?

2. Was it necessary for you to ask me to move to the side so you could continue walking next to your friend?

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Couldn't you quietly walk behind your friend and then make your way back next to her? This is a public walkway and I shouldn't have to stop so you can continue walking side-by-side with your BFF.

3. Why are you chewing so loudly?

4. You were in my high school gym class, weren't you? Wow, you still look annoying and spoiled.

5. I just want to wear sweatpants and be on my couch...and avoid social interaction with you people.

6. Walk faster!

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7. Please don't try to make small talk with me.

I don't know you.

8. See what these things in my ears are? Earbuds.

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That means I don't want to hear you or talk to you.

9. I am so going to tweet about your obnoxious tantrum when I get to my car, little boy.

10. There is no reason for all of you people to be at the mall right now.

You're just standing at Starbucks. Go shopping or go home.

11. Do NOT stop in the middle of the hallway to take a selfie with your friends.

I am not going to walk around you. I'll walk through you.

12. Move.

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13. Watch where you're walking, moron.

14. No, I don't want a free sample, stop harassing me.

15. We're at school, not your house. Get your belongings off my desk and feet off my chair.

16. It's rude to hit others in the face with your umbrella.

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Raise it next time.

17. Go home and let me do what I came here to do.

18. Get off the road if you don't know how to drive.

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19. Don't make out in the middle of the walkway.

If you keep it up I'm going to 'accidentally' push you both to the ground. #SorryNotSorry

20. Why are you so stupid?

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