Writer's block is a pain in the you know what. Well, I know what but if you need me to spell it out for you, you're probably sitting on it.

Writer's block is a writer's worst enemy. It's a state of mind that is worse than a hangover. Writer's block is so bad- you can't even figure out if you have too many things to say and no idea how to start it or you just have absolutely nothing to say. Zero, zip, nada.

Writer's block is not only the most annoying thing to have ever existed on our planet Earth but it's also the most confusing thing to have ever existed after that Calculus class you once took in high school. Suddenly letters look more like numbers in those math equations than letters look like words in a sentence on your paper.

You ask yourself why is it taking me so long to get words on to paper? Letters into my journal?Procrastination? Laziness? Are my thoughts just not that interesting?

Am I becoming too repetitive?

What are people finding interesting this week?

What did people find interesting last week?

What happened in the news today?

Did our president do something rather, "president like" again?

Scratch that. That's too repetitive.

How about dogs? Everybody loves dogs.

Maybe I can talk about how that yodeling kid from Walmart is taking over th–– let me just stop right here.

There is no other way to describe writer's block other than tragic. Writer's block is the root of all evils. The root of every writer's headaches, migraines, stress, and body aches.

Writer's block has the power to drive a person up the wall, put a writer in the worst of worst moods, and leave them mute for periods too long of a time.

It gets to the point to where you google jokes in an effort to relieve you of this funk, but then you realize you're laughing at jokes that go a little something like this... Writing Rule: Remember, double negatives are a no, no...

That's it, I'm signing off. This was pointless.