Now that it is time for the holidays, you will soon be returning home to your family. After being away form your family for months it is usually so nice to spend some quality time with them, but then you have to answer all their eventual questions. Here are some of the questions you will be asked when you return home for the holidays:
1. Are you single?
Listen, Aunt Carol. If I had a boyfriend, you know you would have seen a pic on Instagram or Facebook, so you already now the laughable answer is no to that question.
2. What are your grades like?
Please do not ask me about my grades or my GPA. I'm trying to not think about either of those answers.
3. When are you graduating?
Okay, I'm not super proud of myself for getting behind, but at least I'm still powering through and I will get that degree.
4. So, what are you going to do after you graduate?
I don't even know what I'm doing after lunch.
5. Have you applied for any internships yet?
Yes, and I don't want to talk about it.
6. How is *old friend*?
Lol, we aren't talking about them.
7. How is that person always in your pictures?
Read the caption or look at their tag, do you want an explanation of everyone I'm friends with?
8. Wait... what's your major?
Okay, it's been the same thing for four years. How can you not remember?
9. How is saving money going?
My money and spending are definitely not what I want to talk about over the holidays.
10. Are you going to eat all of that?
Of course I am. I haven't had a good, home cooked meal in months. I'm slamming.