The ABCs Of Liberty University
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The ABCs Of Liberty University

Get ready to read the roast of the year.

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Alcohol

– not only are we a dry campus, but everyone has a different Biblical perspective on it too (cue Pastor David at Campus Community last week).

Bananas on the roof of the Rot

– because somehow LU students became obsessed with tossing fruit on the top of our dining hall to the extent that they have cameras to catch us now.

Coffeehouse

– once a semester we all make fun of ourselves, leadership, and the university. Buy your tickets today!!

Doc’s

– where your order disappears, and the food is mostly subpar, but the diner feel is kinda nice even though you have to battle for a seat.

EVAN 101

– a gen-ed that sounds pretty normal until Dr. Wheeler’s awesomeness takes it to the next level and makes you passionate about sharing Jesus.

Flu epidemic

– it keeps recurring because 10,000 students all hold hands in Convo and Campus Community

Gillville

– because what other school makes it a thing to camp on the football field the night before the game? Freeze in tents, get free pizza.

Humble Tip

– because what other school has an ok-ish rapper? Shh no we don’t mention TobyMac, whaat..??!

Israel

– it has been a tradition of our school to support this nation since Jerry Sr. in 1971

JERRRRYYYY

– the standard call of all Liberty students in Convo.

Karen Kingsbury

– she acts like the campus mom whenever she comes to Convo and now our creative writing center is named after her

“Largest Christian University in the world”

– the most annoying plug students hear 50x a week wherever they go or on the phone with Liberty; but we do declare it proudly when anyone asks why we do what we do

Mascot

– Eagles like every other Christian institution, but our Sparky is THE BEST

Nasser-isms

– “Look at me”, “don’t miss this”, and “let’s watch this real quick” are some of Pastor David’s favorite sayings. Also, he unashamedly wears skinny jeans.


Open dorms

– when the RAs have to worry about people exchanging cooties. The night where there’s too much pizza and boys and girls don’t know what to say but definitely want to see how the other half lives.

Political Convos

– because if Liberty isn’t famous for Jesus, we’re definitely famous for all of the political speakers we host

Q&A

– Nasser sits awkwardly, nobody drinks their water, and they sometimes open it to an unprepared audience

Ring by Spring

– because why else would you go to college except for the MRS Degree?

Scaremare

– how else can you save people but scare them?

Trump

– thanks, Jerry….

Unequally yoked

– a common excuse to get out of dating someone

Voting

do other school stress it this much or is it just us??

Win against Baylor

– their football team never saw it coming (and tbh neither did we) and LU celebrated HARD

X-mas

– we don’t say that around here, it’s Merry frickin’ CHRIST-mas, ya heathen

Young ‘uns

– CFAWs. Literally hung out with some kids born in 2002 aaaah why must we be made to feel old: we’re in college—young, dumb and broke…

Zamboni

– we all want to ride it at the cool [pun intended] Liberty Hockey games

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