- Napping – I fall asleep whenever I get the chance. And it’s not always in my bed. When it is in my bed, I may not get up for the next 12 hours.
- Watching birds out the window – Okay, I don’t actually watch birds. But my room is on the seventh floor facing a quad with lots of college students doing lots of strange things.
- Hissing – I have a tendency to blow air out of my mouth through gritted teeth when I’m angry. Either at my work or students who cut in front of me in the french fry line. It happens.
- The Random Sprint – You know how cats randomly run through the house? Well, sometimes I’m late to class and I have to make it all the way across campus.
- Ignoring People – There is really no way to have alone time in college. Sometimes I want to be by myself without someone constantly hovering over me.
- Covering bathroom habits – Cats cover up after themselves. Having to use a communal bathroom produces the same kind of logic but with spray instead of sand. You never know who’s going to go in after you.
- Sitting unladylike – I no longer have the time or energy for manners.
- Easily entertained – I have a whole page of mindless apps on my phone. My attention span is shortening as well.
- Crying in the middle of the night – I usually need attention or food or both.
EntertainmentOct 06, 2015
9 Ways College Actually Turned Me Into A Cat
In the midst of moving into college and missing my beloved felines, I have become one of them.
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