For the average Twitter purveyor, Trump tweets are the occasional pinch of unnecessary and extra spice into an already vividly spicy world. For that reason, the influence that these tweets have,
1) as coming from an account with 46 million followers, and
2) as that account being owned by the POTUS, is incredibly great.
The interest with which the general public regards these tweets and the many less-than-discrete comments is crucial to the political atmosphere of this country. In fact, it's crucial to the future of this nation. And at the end of the day, a lot of his tweets are also just downright hilariously ill-formed, grammatically and logically.
So here's to the POTUS & his Twitter fingers. We're all fervently hoping they don't turn into trigger fingers.
1. The wannabe scientist
The very irritating lifestyle of misunderstanding science concepts but tweeting about them anyway.
2. Modesty at its finest
When you want to humble brag, minus the humble.
3. The self-promoter
An era where our President is giving Bob the Builder a run for his money.
4. The catty tweeter
The most teenage girl on Twitter thing to do: talking sh*t.
5. The catty tweeter, part 2
Still acting like a young pubescent teenager, subtweets, and more talking sh*t.
6. The prophet
Making everyone wonder if Donald Trump was actually psychic for tweeting a question that would be on everyone’s minds in 2017.
7. The high school loser
Trump just wanted to be friends with the cool kid with the dictatorship calling all the shots :(
8. The football commentator
Forcing politics and sports to combine in a way that was never supposed to happen.
9. The whiny kid
When you get caught doing something bad... like colluding with a foreign power, and you just want to let everyone know it was for good reasons!!! Probably!