9 Total Lies College Kids Tell Themselves At The Start Of The Semester

9 Total Lies College Kids Tell Themselves At The Start Of The Semester

FYI: You need the coffee.

We're not even two weeks into the semester and I already know that I've been lying to myself about a lot of things and I'm sure you have as well.

1. You don't need that Starbucks coffee.

Although you know you really do.

2. I won't skip my 8 a.m.

As you hit snooze on your alarm over and over again dreading the thought of getting up this early.

3. I'm going to read every assigned reading.

You say as you have 7 textbooks just for a few courses.

4. I'm going to do as much homework as I can tonight.

Even though you're extremely tired and your favorite tv show is on and all you want to do is sulk, you really think you're going to do it?

5. I'm going to pay attention in class.

You either end up sitting there and doodling or playing on your laptop or phone.

6. I'm going to go to every one of my professors' office hours.

Although it could make actually help you with your studies you'll end up getting busy and won't have the time.

7. I'm going to sit in the front of every one of my class so I can pay attention.

Wait, not ALL of them.

8. I will go to class even when I don't want to.

I know you're dreading it and you eventually think, "nah, I don't need to go anyways."

9. I'm going to do every assignment even if I don't have to.

HA! Yeah right, you're probably already behind on that.

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To The Teacher Who Was So Much More

Thank you for everything

I think it's fair to say that most people remember at least one teacher who had a lasting impact on them. I have been incredibly lucky to have several teachers who I will never forget, but one individual takes the cake. So here's to you: thank you for all you have done.

Thank you for teaching me lessons not just in the textbook.

Although you taught a great lecture, class was never just limited to the contents of the course. Debates and somewhat heated conversations would arise between classmates over politics and course material, and you always encouraged open discussion. You embraced the idea of always having an opinion, and always making it be heard, because why waste your voice? You taught me to fight for things I believed in, and to hold my ground in an argument. You taught me to always think of others before doing and speaking. You showed me the power of kindness. Thank you for all the important lessons that may not have been included in the curriculum.

Thank you for believing in me.

Especially in my senior year, you believed in me when other teachers didn't. You showed me just what I could accomplish with a positive and strong attitude. Your unwavering support kept me going, especially when I melted into a puddle of tears weekly in your office. You listened to my stupid complaints, understood my overwhelming stress-induced breakdowns, and told me it was going to be okay. Thank you for always being there for me.

Thank you for inspiring me.

You are the epitome of a role model. Not only are you intelligent and respected, but you have a heart of gold and emit beautiful light where ever you go. You showed me that service to others should not be looked at as a chore, but something to enjoy and find yourself in. And I have found myself in giving back to people, thanks to your spark. Thank you for showing me, and so many students, just how incredible one person can be.

Thank you for changing my life.

Without you, I truly would not be where I am today. As cliche as it sounds, you had such a remarkable impact on me and my outlook on life. Just about a year has passed since my graduation, and I'm grateful to still keep in touch. I hope you understand the impact you have made on me, and on so many other students. You are amazing, and I thank you for all you have done.

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