Much to our surprise (and delight) the Bachelorette kicked off last night with this season's beauty, Jojo Fletcher. Just a few short months ago Jojo was the runner up in Ben Higgin's season of the Bachelor, but luckily for us that wasn't the last we saw of her. Over the past few weeks I've been reading every article I could find about the men that were going to be competing for Jojo's heart, and I found myself unsure about my opinion on most of them. Well, we've made it to episode one. Here's some thoughts that went through my head (and maybe yours too!) last night while we watched...

1. "IT'S ON, EVERYONE SHUT UP."

2. Yes Chris Harrison we know, the most exciting season of the Bachelorette yet.

3. She's wearing denim on denim...and she's rocking it.

4. Alright they're bringing in some past Bachelorettes to give her some advice.

5. Andi Dorfman where you at?!

6. "I am so nervous" *for guys to be competing for my attention.

7. Alright, let's meet the men...

8. Grant the firefighter, hello sir.

9. Wait, are those snapchats of fires?

10. Next we have Jordan, who is running around what looks like a high school football stadium holding a football.

11. Throw it to me so I can cutely not catch it.

12. Look at that STRUT, former NFL player or runway model?

13. Alex is carrying a backpack that is almost twice my size. Think of the quality piggyback rides he could give.

14. I'll never walk again it's fine.

15. Oh snap he has a twin who is just as cute. Bring him on the show with you, it's been done before.

16. James S, there's an initial so does this mean we have 13 guys named James this season?

17. Occupation: Bachelor Superfan

18. I want to think he's weird but instead I think he's funny.

19. And also cute.

20. I can't judge, I have a Bachelor Bracket too.

21. Evan the "Erectile Dysfunction Specialist."

22. "Doctor" would've sufficed.

23. What did he do to piss the producers off?

24. Own it Evan, own it.

25. Ali - Occupation: Bartender

26. A bartender that can also beautifully play the piano.

27. Who is this muscle head? Christian?

28. Oh wait he also has a job and doesn't actually live at the gym.

29. Double wait he is a total nerd,

30. I LOVE NERDS.

31. Luke...the farmer from Texas?

32. Jk he went to West Point.

33. (Swoon)

34. James I know nothing about you but you're wearing a black shirt with a black jacket and I just can't get on board with that.

35. Will the magician?!

36. No, wait, those are index cards not playing cards.

37. Okay that was cute I dig it.

38. Hellooooo Chad.

39. The Luxury Real Estate Agent.

40. Not to be confused with my mother, a Regular Real Estate agent.

41. He makes me feel a little awkward.

42. Damnnn Daniel why are you wearing black on black?

43. James Taylor. Double Name. Classic Guitar Entrance.

44. Is that a kilt?

45. That is a kilt.

46. "That is a horrible first impression." Damnnn Daniel, drop the attitude.

47. Woah these haters in the building almost make me want to root for the kilt guy.

48. Almost.

49. Santa...I know him!

50. Yeah the alcohol is definitely flowing inside of the mansion because these guys are TiPsY.

51. Damn Daniel, put that haterade AWAY.

52. Jake the architect.

53. We could build Lego sets together.

54. Sal's balls. Stress balls. Creepy or cute idk.

55. Hipster is not an occupation.

56. Or is it?

57. Daniel is scaring me a little, I knew he was trouble when he walked in (with that black on black).

58. Wells, your name makes me think of hazy nights downtown but you are CUTE.

59. He has an acapella band that follows him around.

60. And people say reality television is fake. HA!

61. Motorcycle entrance by the cute muscle head nerd from earlier.

62. Live fast die young bad boys do it well, live fast die young bad boys do it well.

63. This guy's unicorn entrance is honestly a little dull compared to the last few.

64. Oh wait it has a name. Coconut.

65. Coconut for The Bachelor 2017.

66. Okay Alex is really short but so am I so if the show doesn't work out please hit me up.

67. Everyone is drunk.

68. "All of these guys are so nervous" and drunk.

69. Bachelorette Mansion or Animal House?

70. Damn Daniel, why are you taking your clothes off?

71. After an hour of watching guys make awkward small talk, it's time for the rose ceremony.

72. Just kidding a limo just rolled up with what I'm assuming is a past dude from the Bachelorette.

73. Lol it's that pilot named Jake that has gone on this show and its spinoffs like 11 different times.

74. "He's just a family friend."

75. Okay back to business.

76. A lot of these guys look the same.

77. Who is that?

78. Damn Daniel, looks like you're going home.

79. "Gentlemen, Jojo, the final rose of the evening."

80. "Daniel." Girl what?

81. Aw the guy in the kilt is getting sent hom-

82. ARE THOSE FLAMINGO FLOATS IN THAT SHOT OF THE POOL?

83. Sorry back to business.

84. Goodbye kind kilt dude.

85. Wait..why is it daytime outside?

Can't wait to see what else these guys have in store for us on this season of the Bachelorette. Tune in next Monday on ABC to see what happens next!