You already know how important this election is. The reality is that we are about to have our first female president, and people are actually... upset about that but whatever! The bigger problem is that a smaller reality is that we might get our first orange crayon as president.

1. Mail Yourself

This might seem more complicated than it is. Have a friend help. Poke some tiny holes in a sturdy cardboard box, wrap yourself up in some bubble wrap, and hop in! Take a quick nap while a friend or loved one tapes up the box and brings you to the Post Office. Or, even better, call for UPS to come pick it up!

Just channel your inner cat. You got this.

2. Maple Match

For those who haven't heard, there's a new(ish) dating site that will connect a Canadian and an American together. Are you a Canadian looking for a companion that is literally stuck with you? If you are, why are you reading this article? Are you an American looking to flee to Canada? THIS IS THE SITE FOR YOU!

3. Boat

Simple enough. Get a boat. Sail it up to Canada. Just go around California, or around New England, and just... land in Canada. Obviously.

4. Just walk across, duh

It shouldn't be that hard, right? I mean, our countries are super close dude. Just walk across the border and pretend like you know what you're doing. Unless it's closed.

5. Dig a tunnel underground

THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE CAN CATCH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE UNDERGROUND.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

6. Hide in the back of a truck

They do it in movies all the time, why wouldn't it work in real life? Movies NEVER lie. The Internet NEVER lies.

7. Go legally for a "visit" and then never leave

People do this a lot more often than you would think. I'm sure people are planning this right now. Plan your trip to Canada. If Momma Hill wins, you just come back as planned. If Trump wins, just... never come back.

8. Steal the identity of a Canadian and say you're going home

Just don't tell anyone, okay?

9. Get a fake passport and buy a plane ticket under that name

Same as last time: Just don't tell anyone and you're GOLDEN. I promise this one will work.

BONUS. I guess you could move there legally?

I thought of this one about half way through and wanted to add it in but then I realized that it's real and you could potentially do this, and it wouldn't be "smuggling" yourself into another country.