Story time: So the cover photo I chose is another one of my own. I was in a public restroom trying to take a piss just like the rest of us, but then I look up and I see this and I thought “Wow, this is some deep philosophical sh** right here… I need it” so I decide to whip out my phone and snap a photo—all while taking that piss. And then I realized that only a shameless, self-deprecating 20 year-old college student, like me, would do this. What's worse is the message was also probably written by a shameless, self-deprecating 20 year old.
That restroom stall proverb schooled me that day.
Lesson: Restrooms change lives. Restrooms also introduce article ideas (like why being in college makes you lose your mind).
Here are eight vines that ring true for me day-to-day. Hope you resonate:
1. When the professor's like "I'm assigning your group members for the project!"
2. When you're walking to your 8 a.m. and everything pisses you off:
3. When he doesn't text you back:
4. Self-Explanatory:
5. When you need to show freshmen their way around campus:
6. When you're at the Thursday night turn-up your friend pressured you to go to and someone tells a joke, but all you're remembering is that midnight quiz you had to turn in:
7. When he pops you the question and you don't have a response ready:
8. When your mom asks if your quarter is going well:
P.S. Some hashtags I'll use for future restroom-inspired articles: #NotAllRestrooms #20BeautifulRestroomsChallenge #RestroomDaily #Restroom4Restroom #RestroomWins
