Kids are cool and I hope to have my own some day... Only I have never been a huge fan of other people’s children. If you are on any scale of awkward about children, then this list will make sense to you.

1. When you see a kid walking your way...

You feel your heart rate go up and a slight sense of fear.

2. I had a woman ask me to hold her baby.

I was on a plane ride next to a mother and her 2-year-old. She asked me to hold him while she went to the bathroom. I obviously agreed and held the kid who cried for what felt like an hour. I have to admit he was one cute blonde-haired kid, though.

3. Do you want to babysit?

I make all the excuses possible to not have to watch over a little booger monster.

4. The struggle of making conversation.

I panic a little when I have to make small talk with kids. I mostly ask him or her about favorite TV shows or what he or she did today. Normally, I give them a high five and walk away.

5. When the crying starts.

Kids crying makes me want to join in on their pain.

6. Bratty kids.

The moment I see a kid being disrespectful or throwing a tantrum, I have to work to keep my cool.

7. When kids babble or make up incomplete sentences.

It’s cute and I know they are learning, but when they expect you to answer them back, not that cute. I do not speak minion, so I just nod my head.

8. Trust issues.

I think kids are little magicians or witches: you never know what they might do or get into.

Just a little humor for your day! Kids are awesome, funny and they can grow up to be incredible additions to society.