8 1/2 Reasons Why A Life-sized Teddy Bear Should've Been On Your Holiday Wish List
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8 1/2 Reasons Why A Life-sized Teddy Bear Should've Been On Your Holiday Wish List

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8 1/2 Reasons Why A Life-sized Teddy Bear Should've Been On Your Holiday Wish List
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1. Because it'll appeal to the kid in you

It's a nostalgic kind of a "toy" that's big enough to chill with. It's a teddy bear for grown-ups!


2. The second reason is: you get a TV show/ film viewing-buddy that comes with a "0%-chance-of-spoilers" guarantee

When unsolicited, spoilers are the *worst*. But guess what, there's no need to worry about your fluffy buddy spilling the beans on the juicy bits of your favorite show; because, um, they can't talk.

3. Reason number three?...*drum rolls*...getting to make up a name!

You can call it something cute, like Teddy–which is my giant bear's name. Or, something funny, like, The Giant Non-Pooper. Lol, I don't know? It's totally up to you!

4. And, consider them a friend

Because they can/will be if you want them to. Your best friend, even. They'll accept you in all of your (adorable) off-beatness.

5.Or, you can think of them as a pet

One that you don't have to feed (or pick up after); they're big, & soft, and fuzzy–like a real bear that won't maul you.

6. On the contrary, they're always up/down for a hug

7. Which means you get to cuddle them at night (or, whenever)!

And they'll keep you souperwarm–since coziness is a lifestyle.

8. And, most importantly (in my opinion), they're great listeners

They won't mind if you scream, or cry, or laugh hysterically-–you can even do all three. They're not judging you. They're just happy that you brought them home.

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