With Valentine's Day right around the corner, I have come to the completely scientifically based realization that chocolate, is and will forever be, better than boys. Here are 8 completely valid and well-researched reasons as to why this is the case.
1. It won't cancel your plans
It's available anytime, anywhere, and won't cancel plans last minute, leaving you alone
2. It's good for you (kind of)
Didn't someone say dark chocolate was good for your heart or something?
3. It's comforting
Sure it can't give you a hug, but it will still make you infinitely happier it's proven!!
4.It will give you unwarranted compliments/advice/motivation
I swear, those Dove Chocolate wrappers could probably cure cancer with all of those inspirational quotes
5. It won't cheat on you or lie to you
Probably the most important benefit of chocolate. Its fidelity is truly commendable. Boys should take notes.
6. It won't ghost you
It won't stop talking to you out of nowhere. A novel concept.
7. It won't break the banknothing more needs to be said
8. It will always make you feel good
Treat yo self. Eat the chocolate.It won't make you feel anything but wonderful, which is how you should deserve to feel.