Buying stuff for college is one of the most stressful life experiences I've gone through. I mean, there are a million different color options and a million more pattern options for bedding, and not to mention, the fancy down mattress toppers or the cooling mattress toppers or the back support mattress toppers. And oh yeah, who could forget the fifty different brands of mini-fridges?!
Here are the different stages leading to freshman move-in day, told by The Office.
1. Actually figuring out what stuff to buy.
Half of the things you think you need, you already have, but then you start to think - maybe, I need some new things. Maybe, I need a new pillow. Maybe, I need new clothes. Maybe, I need a new personality. Cue the crisis, and boom, back to square one of making a list of items.
2. Going to buy the stuff.
Okay, you made it to the store, and the nice sales lady is really helpful. Then, she starts asking questions: "How big is your dorm?" and "How much closet space do you have?" and "Are you bringing the fridge?" And, you have no idea so you have a moment of panic...
3. Realizing how much all the stuff costs.
Then, you started to wonder, do I really need that
4. BUT mother dearest takes out the ~coupons~.
5. Leaving the stuff in a pile in your room.
The constant reminder that moving out is approaching, and you're definitely not ready.
6. Packing all the stuff.
Trying to pack all the important things in your life into bags really makes you think about your life. If you're like me, then you try to think how you can consolidate even more and live like Jack Kerouac. But then, you remember reality and it's back to packing.
7. ACTUALLY MOVING IN.
IT'S THE BIG DAY! Finally, you get to make your bed with that down mattress topper and Urban Outfitters bedding set up your family pictures on your desk, and hang those fairy lights. It's time to say adios to the fam and hola to your roommates because now YOU'RE IN COLLEGE!