You hear it all the time. "You don't know what you have until it's gone". or the classic spiel about how you should be able to find solace and sanctum in your family. I'm here to bust that belief, because honestly, who needs a family?
1. Who needs a therapists, secret keepers and late-night-talkers all rolled into one?
Can you say, nosey? Save yourself the stress and buy a fish. The fish will ask less follow up questions.
2. Family Movie Nights? BORING
Laughing your way through the worst rom-com you've ever seen with the only people who get your sense of humor may seem like a blast but honestly, it's just stressful.
3. Siblings are the worst.
Who needs a copy of your own DNA stealing your clothes, admiring you and supporting you? Gross.
4. Dad jokes are overrated.
I know for a fact you could just buy yourself a book of jokes and have a better time.
5. Family Dinner, Schmamily dinner.
Pop in a LeanCuisine and call it a night.
6. Don't get me started on grandmas.
We get it, you want to feed me.
7. Does anyone really need the stress of having someone back home to miss?
I think not.
If anyone was wondering, my family is some of my best friends in the world and I miss them like crazy. Everyone needs their family.