If you're anything like me, cussing is something that just comes naturally and you can't help the words that come flying out of your mouth. Unfortunately, society seems to frown on women who cuss like a fu*king sailor.
Due to this, we encounter some uncomfortable situations from time to time.
1. "Cussing isn't attractive"
News flash: I don't swear to be attractive to you. I know that's a difficult concept to understand.
2. When you're out in public spewing cuss words with your friends and they're just like:
Look, I'm not that embarrassing, okay? And no, I don't care if there is children around.
3. Being in a situation where you absolutely cannot cuss under any circumstances.
This is literally me anytime I'm in a situation where I can't swear.
4. Anytime something even mildly inconveniences you.
Let's be real, we all say this at least 7x a day on average.
5. The girl who tells you that cussing makes you "seem like a b*tch".
Take me walking away from you as a sign that I am.
6. Getting a new job and the manager says, "Cussing isn't tolerated in this establishment."
You might as well count me out right now because it'll only take me a few minutes to break that rule.
7. When you cuss so much that people give you a designated swear jar.
Who is the fu*king jokester that decided it was a good idea to give me a swear jar?
It's true that cussing is a super fun and misunderstood way of expressing ourselves as women, but if someone has a problem with it, eff them right?