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61 Better Candidates than Donald Trump

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61 Better Candidates than Donald Trump

With the election coming up in November, nothing has made me realize that I do not want Trump as our president more. Please read this article only if you have a sense of humor. These are 61 people that would be better to run our country than Donald Trump.

1. Anyone that wears crocs.

2. 2007 Britney Spears.


3. Nickleback fans.

4. Drunk girls in the bathroom who promise you'll hang out later. (Plot twist: you won't hang out.)

5. Tom from Myspace.

6. Snoop Dogg.

7. The inventor of My Math Lab.

8. Professors who will lower a student's grade for one absence.

9. Missy Elliott's backup dancers. Alyson Stoner to be more specific.


10. People that sleep with their socks on.

11. That kid from middle school who sent chain text messages.

12. Elle Wood's dog. Bruiser Woods would make some great choice.


13. People that don't like Girl Scout Cookies.

14. Pablo from the Lizzie McGuire Movie.


15. Any of the girls from "Teen Mom"

16. Any of the children from "Teen Mom"

17. Literally anyone from "Teen Mom"

18. Crush from Finding Nemo.

19. That couple who picks the wrong house on House Hunters.

20. People that don't enjoy puppies.

21. Paris Hilton.

22. Paris Hilton's dog.

23. Her BFF Nicole Richie (@Nicole where have you been????)


24. Any of the families that have participated on Family Feud and have lost during Fast Money.

25. My freshmen year roommate.

26. Each member of Boyz in Motion can serve a term.


27. Chip Skylark.


28. Mr. Mosby from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody.

29. Kanye West.

30. A person that prefers Pepsi over Coke.

31. Any guy that has dated Taylor Swift.

32. Ronald McDonald.

33. An actual chicken nugget.

34. The guy that pierced my belly button. (thank you by the way, the piercing looks great).

35. Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh.


36. My cat Ziggy.

37. An actual pumpkin.

38. Papa John.

39. Soulja Boy.


40. Natasha Bedingfield.

41. People who dab (myself included).

42. The Backsteet Boys.

43. Bambi's mother before she died.

44. Kelsey aka the piano player from High School Musical.

45. Larry the Lobster from Spongebob.


46. Root beer.

47. The original three judges from American Idol.

48. Ruby Rose from Orange Is the New Black.

49. Taystee from Orange is the New Black.


50. Literally anyone from Orange is the New Black.

51. Coffee.

52. Glen Coco.


53. Any professor with a 1.5 on Rate My Professor.

54. An entire twerk team.

55. Logan from Zoey 101.


56. Jamie Lynn Spears when she got pregnant.

57. Amanda Bynes when she went crazy.

58. Willow Smith.

59. An actual donut.

60. A corgi.

61. MICHELLE OBAMA...can we actually make this happen?




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