In every friend group, there’s at least one person who hates scary movies. I am that friend. But, this, of course, does not stop me from watching scary movies. I regret watching them nearly every time and I have nightmares for weeks. However, there’s something enticing about scary movies. It’s the classic, “I want to look away, but I don’t want to miss anything” moment. So, I continue to watch scary movies and TV shows. That doesn’t, on the other side, stop me from getting scared.

1. “It’s rated PG-13, how bad can it be?”

2. “Oh, it has [insert actor’s name]! Don't mind if I do.”

3. “This might actually be good.”

4. “Nope, this is already stupid.”

5. “Why am I scared two minutes in?”

6. “The music is already terrifying.”

7. “Of course, the main characters are moving into a haunted house.”

8. “Just remember that this is not real.”

9. “They are fake people.”

10. "None of this happened.”

11. “OMG, there’s a dog!”

12. “Oh, God, don’t go in there alone.”

13. “They just heard a scream. Why aren’t they running away?”

14. “Why are they going toward the screaming?”

15. “Man, people are stupid.”

16. “Yeah, I wouldn’t go into the abandoned house.”

17. “OK, locking the door is good.”

18. “But, wait. Are they locking the killer out of the house? Or in?”

19. “Oh, please be careful.”

20. “Um, no, I don’t think splitting up to ‘cover more ground’ is a good idea.”

21. “Uh oh, the music’s back.”

22. “Someone’s gonna die.”

23. “It’s probably the dumb one.”

24. “Good, the music stopped.”

25. “Ahhhhhh, behind you!”

26. “Oh, she dead AF.”

27. "I wonder who’s next.”

28. “This isn’t that scary.”

29. “I can handle this.”

30. “Damn, my heart rate is 116.”

31. *Screams internally*

32. “I can sense something bad is going to happen.”

33. “I can’t look.”

34. “Oh, but I must see what’s going on.”

35. “How much longer of this torture?”

36. “Where’d the dog go?”

37. “I think he’s the killer.”

38. “Or maybe she is.”

39. “I wonder if there’s more than one killer.”

40. “Why did I do this to myself?”

41. “They better not hurt the dog.”

42. “How did they make a sequel for this?”

43. “This is just like every other horror movie.”

44. “Why am I even scared then?”

45. “I don’t think I’m going to be able to sleep tonight.”

46. “Why don’t they have any weapons?”

47. “Oh, good, the music’s back. . . again.”

48. “I’m sleeping with the lights on tonight.”

49. “That is if I’m able to sleep at all.”

50. “At least you can say you’ve watched this movie now.”

51. “How many characters are left?”

52. “Which ones have died again?”

53. “This movie is lowkey confusing.”

54. *More internal screaming*

55. “That came out of nowhere.”

56. “It has to be almost over by now.”

57. “Oh, that’s the killer.”

58. “I knew it. . . kinda. . . OK, I was completely off.”

59. “I am never doing that again.”

60. "That’s probably not true. . .”