Sure, college starts to teach young adults to start, well, acting like adults. Some take this to a whole new level. I am one of those people, and perhaps you are, too. Here are five ways you know that you are an aspiring soccer mom.
1. Costco is your second home
Before I start, I would love to send a thank you to Mr. (or Mrs.) Costco. Where else could you go to buy a cay-ute pair of Puma sneakers, a jumbo box of my favorite fruit snacks AND new prescription glasses?
2. Decorating your apartment is thrilling
It's like Christmas when you find a lamp that color coordinates perfectly with your bedspread. And we all know that you can't sleep soundly without your inspirational quote canvases on your wall.
3. You love to bake for your friends
Birthdays, brunches, whatever it may be, you love to bake for it. The hardest part is deciding what to bake: cookies? Pie? Cake? The list goes on and on.
4. Nobody ever has to fight about who is driving
You volunteer every time to drive you and your friends and roommates around (who are basically like your children) to run errands or go out to eat. It's just more comforting being in your own car!
5. Crafting over everything
You imagine Heaven looking like a bottle of Pinot Grigio, paint/canvases and good friends. That song you bop your head to in the car? Yeah, those lyrics soon will be painted on your now clean, 11 x 14 rectangle.
6. Your purse is full of magic
Band-aids? Hand sanitizer? Tweezers? Nail file? Tissues? Gum? Your purse is bottomless. No matter what you or anyone needs, you have it in there somewhere.
We are the type that would complete a degree in "Moming 101" with a 4.0. Easily.