As most people already know, the iPhone X is going to be released Nov. 3 with a starting price of $999. In honor of this truly magnificent event (note the sarcasm), here is a list of things you could be getting instead.
1. 166 Mac and Cheese Bread Bowls from Panera
I was going to make a pun but that would be too cheesy.
2. 250 Mcdonald's Big Macs
Don't forget the Szechuan sauce!
3. 833 Redbox Movies (1-day rental)
Sadly, there's no elf inside.
4. 268 Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supremes
Because Crunch wraps are so much better.
5. 200 Cook Out Trays
If you die in the South, you respawn at the last Cook Out you went to.
6. 1 Small Popcorn at the Movies
Always so expensive!!!
With all of these options for how to spend your life savings, who would want to buy an iPhone X?