6 Things Theater Kids Know To Be Spot On

6 Things Theater Kids Know To Be Spot On

"You haven't heard of Hamilton?"
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In terms of high school stereotypes, a few come to mind right off the bat: jock, geek, goth, loner, etc.

There's a special group that often gets overlooked in this category, however, and that group is the theater kids. Loud, crazy, and, you guessed it, dramatic, this high school clique shares a special bond over Broadway cast recordings and insane rehearsal schedules. I found myself in this group for the majority of high school and loved every minute of it.

From you to me, here are six things theatre kids know to be true.

1. Checking the cast list after auditions can lead to a human stampede.

At least in my drama club, our cast lists were taped to the door at a certain time by our director, who would quickly run out of the way as the entirety of auditionees pushed and shoved to find out who had gotten the lead role. The scene after everyone had read the list was even more astounding: imagine tears of happiness, tears of sadness, anger, and shrugs of nonchalance all surrounding one door.

2. You usually have to cancel plans because of rehearsal.

Goodbye social life, hello musty theater! The show season in theatre usually means giving up any hope of making plans outside of lengthy rehearsals. Friend's birthday party? Can't, have rehearsal. Your mom's birthday? Can't, have rehearsal. Your own birthday? Forget about it. When a show needs to be put on, everything else is secondary. You might as well sleep at the theater.

3. Cast gossip is the best gossip.

Forget regular high school drama; when theater kids get to gossiping, the you-know-what can hit the fan pretty fast. I haven't been in a show where there wasn't at least one blow-up between cast members who started rumors about each other. Is Erin trying to steal Sarah's lead? Are James and Erica secretly hooking up in the dressing room after rehearsal? The off-stage drama you see in theatre is juicier than any reality TV show I've ever seen.

4. Stage makeup will have you breaking out for weeks.

When it comes time to do rehearsals in full makeup and hair, your skin will soon learn to HATE Ben Nye. Unlike your $40 Sephora high end foundation, stage foundation takes forever to blend and ends up sitting on your face, soaking into your pores. Foundation isn't where it stops, though. Expect fake eyelashes, blush so heavy it looks like clown makeup, and contour that makes you look like a skeleton.

5. Hamilton will be on repeat.

And so will every other Tony-nominated Broadway cast recording. You'll be in the minority if you can't rap every single word of "Alexander Hamilton" at the drop of a hat.

6. Your theatre friends are your family.

When you spend every waking minute with your cast for three months, you're bound to get extremely close. Who else can you belt your favorite musical theater album or grumble about missed cue lines with? These people know you better than anyone else, and you end up being extremely grateful for them (even if you can't stand them sometimes).

Theater kids can be obnoxious, rowdy, and loud, but you wouldn't trade being one of them for the world.

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His love for Lily Potter was actually really creepy. When I was younger and reading the books, I always found the fact that he held fast in his love for Lily to be very endearing, even noble. However, rereading it after going through a couple of relationships myself, I've come to realize that the way he pined over her was super creepy. It was understandable during his time at Hogwarts; he was bullied, and she was the only one who "understood" him. However, she showed zero interest, and if that didn't clue him into realizing that he should back off, her involvement with James Potter should have. She was married. He was pining after a married, happy woman. If he truly loved her, he would have realized how happy she was and backed off. Instead, he took it out on her orphan son and wallowed in bitterness and self-pity, which is creepy and extremely uncool. When a girl is kind to a boy during high school (or in this case, wizard school), it's not an open invitation for him to pine for her for the literal rest of his life and romanticizes the absolute @#$% out of her. It's just her being a decent person. Move on, Severus.

He verbally abused teenagers. One of the most shocking examples of this is in The Prisoner of Azkaban when Snape literally told Neville Longbottom that he would kill his beloved toad, Trevor if he got his Shrinking Potion wrong, and then punished him when he managed to make the potion correctly. Furthermore, poor Neville's boggart was literally Snape. The amount of emotional torture Neville must have been enduring from Snape to create this type of debilitating fear must have been almost unbearable, and even if Snape was simply trying to be a "tough" professor, there is no excuse for creating an atmosphere of hostility and fear like he did in his potions class for vulnerable students like Neville. In addition, he ruthlessly tormented Harry (the last living piece of Lily Potter, his supposed "true love," btw), and made fun of Hermione Granger's appearance. Sure, he might have had a terrible life. However, it's simply a mark of poor character to take it out on others, especially when the people you take it out on are your vulnerable students who have no power to stand up to you. Grow up.

He willingly joined a terrorist group and helped them perform genocide and reign over the wizarding world with terror tactics for a couple of decades. No explanation needed as to why this is terrible.

Despite the constant romanticization of his character, I will always see the core of Severus Snape, and that core is a bitter, slimy, genocidal, manipulative trash being. J.K. Rowling's attempt to redeem him only threw obsessive and controlling traits into the mix. Snape is the absolute worst, and romanticizing him only removes criticism of an insane man who just so happened to be capable of love (just like the vast majority of the rest of us). Thank you, next.

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