I am currently in my sophomore year at UMW. After attending school here for a while many people have the same questions and struggles as me, so...
1. Why does the UC always catch on fire?
I will just be enjoying my breakfast and then suddenly the fire alarm goes off. I haven't finished my breakfast!
2. Where does everyone go on the weekends?
Every. Single. Weekend.
3. Why is there no where to eat?
Is it too much to ask to have more places to eat?
4. Why can’t I have a pet in my room?
Chances of Depression would decrease significantly.
5. Why is the line at Jamba Juice so long?
It always takes 20 minutes to get a small smoothie.
6. Why does Apogee never work?