Stage 1: Optimism
So what if I'm not qualified or have a lot of experience? I go to college and can follow basic instructions with a smile, isn't that enough? I got this whole job thing in the bag. I'm going to be a working member of society in no time.
Stage 2: The Search
Off I go resume in hand, searching near and far hitting every store and restaurant throughout the land (aka, the suburb). Just keep smiling, just keep smiling, just keep smiling smiling smiling.
Stage 3: The Wait
No ones called me yet for a job, it's only been 5 days? That's normal right? RIGHT? I could always sell a kidney if worst comes to worst.
Stage 4: Negativity
That's it I give up, no one is hiring, no one likes me. I'm never going to succeed. I might as well just quit life now, there's obviously something wrong with me. Cries self to sleep.
Stage 5: The Interview
Suddenly, when I have almost lost all hope, the phone rings and its an employer asking for an interview. Why did I ever doubt myself? I knew I could get a job and this interview is going to be a breeze. All I have to do is smile and be optimistic. You want to know if I'm willing to start out working 24 hours a day 7 days a week? OF COURSE.
Stage 6: Rejection
Well, that happened. Hello Stage 1, we meet again.



























