1. Your major has been called a “Joke Major.”
Right, because being illiterate and not thinking for yourself is really funny.
2. You’ve also changed your major at least once.
We all know that we aren’t getting a job when we grow up, it’s just a matter of what field we want to be jobless in. And that’s hard to choose.
3. You want your Professor to be your best friend…
…Or they already are and you went out for drinks with them. It’s not weird. They just have the best stories from foreign lands and give advice like they were taught by the Tibetan Monks.
4. Everyone knows each other in one way or another.
Yeah, it’s the old cliché part of being in a private college. But it’s true. If you haven’t had a conversation with someone, you’ve heard of them in some way. Whether it was how drunk they were at that party, or that they are part of that one fraternity/sorority, you know who they are. And it’s creepy once you realize that more people know you than you know other people. And they've heard of you in the same way.
5. You attend a Christian university…
… But you’ve never attended the religious services. Because that stuff is early in the morning. Sorry Jesus.
6. You’ve become much more open-minded about life.
You’re a liberal arts major and you didn’t think you would become more open-minded? Even if you thought you were open-minded before, you’ll find something to get a new perspective on. It might be all the education that's surrounding us. But who really knows?
