1. Penn State
WE ARE probably suffering from liver failure right now but that definitely isn't going to stop us PENN STATE!
2. Villanova
Standing in the corner, not having a good time, killing vibes left and right, still salty that the Pope didn't visit them.
3. Johns Hopkins University
Offers medical assistance to the guy who's throwing up in the bathroom. Leaves by 12 because they have 8 hours of MCAT prep in the morning.
4.Drexel University
Drinks until they forget about student loan debt, or until they forget that their basketball team isn't as good as St. Joe's. Probably thinking about building a roller coaster or something.
5. Harvard College
Wearing at least one article of clothing that indicates they go to Harvard. Tells everyone that they go to Harvard in the most pretentious way possible. Probably drinking something classier than you. Did they mention that they go to Harvard?
6. Saint Joseph's University
Rolls in with their squad and goes hard all night. Clearly having the best time out of everyone there. THWND