53 Thoughts Every Alabama Girl Has On Game Day

53 Thoughts Every Alabama Girl Has On Game Day

Play for four stay, stay for four? But.... it's so hot.

Some people look forward to the weekend for some rest and relaxation time. If you’re an Alabama gal, you look forward to it for a little different reason — game day.


1. “Oh boy, oh boy — it’s game day.”

2. “What should I wear? Dress or jersey?”

3. “It’s a day game. Definitely going with the dress.”

4. “Ugh the only thing that works with this dress is a sticker bra.”

Sweating make up

5. “Why am I putting on make-up if I am just going to sweat it off?”

6. “Because I want to look hot, that’s why.”

7. “Stupid clear purses messing with my outfit mojo.”

8. “Oh, I am so sexy. Def need to take a pic at this game.”

The sun is too bright

9. “I don’t want to go outside. The sun is out there.”

10. “Oh Lord, it’s too hot. I am going to die.”

11. “What are the symptoms of a heat stroke?”

12. “Why did we park a million miles away?”

13. “Tailgates are all out of free food and there are too many drunk people. Why did I come?”

14. “If we don’t go to the stadium now, we are going to get such bad seats.”

Avoiding someone

15. “Oh great, there’s Amy from bio. Do I need to say hi?”

16. “Welp, she’s waving and coming over. Guess that answers my question.”

17. “Finally we can go to the stadium.”

18. “Yes, that picture on my student ID is me. Just because I don’t have my glasses on doesn’t make me a different person.”

19. “That girl’s romper is so cute. I want.”

20. “Seriously, I think this is heat stroke.”

21. “We should’ve watched the game at home.”


23. “I need to pee I need to pee I need to pee I need to pee.”

24. “Jeez, is every girl in the stadium in this bathroom line.”

25. “Dammit, this stall doesn’t lock.”

26. “Our band has a pump-up video. We are too cool.”


27. “U-S-A, U-S-A.”

28. “So. Hot.”


30. “Hey Alabama, drown ‘em tide!”

31. “I wish they’d play Dixieland Delight.”

32. “Poor other team, needing to play us. They have no chance.”

Nick Saban

33. “Nick Saban is my spirit animal.”

34. “How are these frat guys wearing full suits?”

34. “I should’ve worn sandals. Or chucks.”

35. “I need Dreamland nachos ASAP.”

36. “Why are all these people leaving at halftime? PLAY FOR FOUR, STAY FOR FOUR.”

Big Screen

37. “What do I need to do to get on the big screen?”

38. “What the heck is the ref calling? Is he even watching the same game as me?”


40. “Hey, another touchdown!”


41. “The band is playing Beyonce?! Roll Tide.”

42. “Oh great, another drunk frat guy stumbling around.”

43. “To pay $4 for water or to dehydrate…. That is the real decision.”

44. “Why do they say a quarter is 15 minutes when it really takes at least 40?”

45. “LOL 49-0.”



47. “Too many people. Never getting out of this stadium.”

48. “I can’t wait to take my clothes off and shower.”

49. “And to drink a whole gallon of water.”

50. “Finally made it home.”


51. “Need a good Insta caption…"

52. "Maybe something about my babe Saban.”

53. “I can’t wait until next Saturday.”

Cover Image Credit: Amanda Topolski

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22 New Things That I Want To Try Now That I'm 22

A bucket list for my 22nd year.


"I don't know about you but I'm feelin' 22," I have waited 6 long years to sing that and actually be 22! Now 22 doesn't seem like a big deal to people because you can't do anything that you couldn't do before and you're still super young. But I'm determined to make my 22nd year a year filled with new adventures and new experiences. So here's to 22.

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What's crazier than jumping out of a plane? (Although I'll probably try indoor skydiving first.)

2. Go cliff jumping/diving.

I must be the only Rhode Islander who hasn't gone to Jamestown and jumped off a cliff.

3. Ride in a hor air balloon.

Up, up and away.

4. Try out skiing.

Cash me in the next Olympics, how bout dat.

5. Try out snow boarding.

Shawn White, I'm coming for you.

6. Go bungee jumping.

Because at least this time I'll be attached to something.

7. Go to Portugal.

I mean I'm Portuguese so I have to go at some point, right?

8. Go to Cape Verde.

Once again, I'm Cape Verdean so I have to go.

9. Vist one of the seven wonders of the world.

I mean hey, Egypt's on, my bucket list.

10. Try out surfing.

It's only natural that somebody from the Ocean State knows how to surf.

11. Learn a new langauge.

Because my little bit of Portuguese, Spanish and Latin isn't cutting it anymore.

12. Travel to a state that I've never been to before.

Fun fact: I've only been to 17 of the 50 states.

13. Go paddle boarding.

Pretty boring but I've never done it.

14. Go scuba diving.

I'm from the Ocean State so I guess I should see the ocean up close and personal.

15. Learn how to line dance.

There's actually a barn in my state that does line dancing, so this one will definitely get crossed off.

16. Go kayaking.

All this water around me and I haven't done a lot of the water activites.

17. Stay the night in a haunted hotel room.

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18. Get my palms read.

Because who doesn't want to know their future.

19. Go to a medium.

Like a medium that can communicate with people that have died.

20. Take a helicopter ride.

Air plane: check Helicopter:....

21. Sleep under the stars.

Because sleeping in a tent is more like glamping than camping

22. Just to try new things in my everyday life.

Whether it's trying a new restaurant, getting something different at my usual restaurants, changing my usual style, going on the scary rides at amusement parks, and bringing things I used to do back into my life now.

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2026: The Year The FIFA World Cup Returns To The USA

In a landslide victory, USA, Mexico, and Canada will be hosting the men's 2026 FIFA World Cup.


On Wednesday, June 13th, it was announced that the FIFA World Cup would be returning to North America for the men's 2026 games. In a joint bid between the United States, Mexico, and Canada the three nations were able to beat out Morocco in a landslide victory. This will be the first time since 1994 the USA has hosted the men's FIFA World Cup. The women last hosted in 2004. The joint victory is now going by the name "United 2026" and won with 134 votes compared to Morocco's 65 votes. "United 2026" will be the first host ever to feature 48 teams; a stark difference from the usual 32 teams allowed to compete.

This win comes hot off the heels of the scandal of the World Cup 2022 which is still being investigated. There were rumors in 2011 that claimed that high up World Cup officials were being paid to vote for the Qatar bid over the United States. That statement was later retracted but in 2014 the FBI looked into committee member, Jack Warner, after it looked as if he had accepted bribe money. Several other issues were pointed out mainly dealing with politics and cultural issues currently taking place in Qatar.

There will be sixteen host cities, with the final being played at the Met Life Stadium in New York City. Mexico and Canada are each hosting in three cities, while the United States will host in ten different cities. Three big USA cities have already dropped out of hosting: Chicago, Tampa, and Minneapolis over fears of cost. Vancouver in Canada also dropped out. A few US cities that might host would include but are not limited to: Washington, D.C., Dallas, New York City, Atlanta, Boston, Philadelphia, Miami, Seattle, Nashville, Orlando, Kansas, and Baltimore. The list must be narrowed down by 2021.

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