Recently, an article titled 51 Things I Would Rather Do Than Attend Purdue came to mine and the Purdue's Odyssey Team's attention. We decided we could easily come up with 52 things we'd rather do than go to Indiana University. It was questioned what even is a Boilermaker, but can you please explain what a Hoosier is? Hoo hoo, how about no.

1. Step in water wearing socks.
2. Bite into a piece of gristle while eating steak.
3. Watch the Bee Movie.
4. Pull all my fingernails out. One. By. One.
5. Break all the bones in my body at once.
6. Get slapped in the face.
7. Shave my head.
8. Stay in high school forever.
9. Be told by my parents that I'm a disappointment (similar to attending IU).
10. Never eat Mad Mushroom cheesy bread again.
11. Get a degree in “Netflix & Chill.”
12. Get fired from my job.
13. Get food poisoning from my favorite food.
14. Sleep through all my finals.
15. Marry my stupid ex.
16. Stub my toe every time I left my room.
17. Swim in the Wabash River.
18. Have my computer stolen.
19. Do the cinnamon challenge with no water nearby.
20. Eat barf flavored Bean Boozled beans the rest of my life.
21. Have something sticky on my hands for eternity.
22. Find a giant spider in my room and then lose it, forever.
23. Listen to Rebecca Black’s “Friday” on repeat for a whole day.
24. Shoot myself in the foot.
25. Get naked in front of a huge crowd.
26. Meet my celebrity crush after not showering for a week.
27. Give up chicken nuggets.
28. Be Donald Trump's press secretary.
29. Sit on a tack.
30. Give my puppy away.
31. Lose a toe.
32. Live life stuck in a horror movie.
33. Sleep on a dorm mattress year round.
34. Shut my finger in a door.
35. Massage a stranger's feet.
36. Crash my bike in front of a crowd of people.
37. Live with my parents forever.
38. Have that constant tingling feeling in my foot after it falls asleep.
39. Go to prison.
40. Watch the love of my life marry my worst enemy.
41. Forget every memory I have thus far.
42. Be forced to skip everywhere I go.
43. Have my dream job placed forever out of my reach.
44. Go on a date with someone who refuses eye contact the whole time.
45. Get dunked on by Biggie.
46. Become the subject of an embarrassing meme.
47. Give up chocolate.
48. Have the rest of Game of Thrones spoiled for me.
49. Lose my favorite pair of shoes.
50. Spill ketchup on a white shirt.
51. Be lost in the desert.
52. Get a root canal while completely awake.

What else can we say? Boiler Up!