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50 Thoughts From The College Brain

We all have one thing in common, and we all say these quotes.

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50 Thoughts From The College Brain
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Going through college, you pass people constantly, you walk around all over. There are some people you see everyday multiple times, there are some people you only see once in awhile. Every college kid has a different experience but we all have one thing in common - we are all surrounded by one another. Here are 50 thoughts that go through a college kids head throughout the day, week, probably even month.

50. "Why can I never remember where this class is?"

49. "God she's a babe."

48. "Man bun. Man bun. MAN. BUN."

47. "What's for lunch today?"

46. "Wait, did I already eat lunch? I woke up at noon."

45. "Should I one strap it, two strap it? I'll two strap, everyone is two strapping."

44. "What in the hell are they wearing?"

43. "What the hell am I wearing..?"

42. "Whatever, no one cares what I'm wearing right.?"

41. "I put makeup on, and did my hair for a cancelled class? Nice."

40. "I'm diggin' that outfit, I wonder where she got it?"

39. "Holy shitballs I am starving."

38. "I love that you're walking under the normal pace today. Thanks."

37. "That guy has a scooter, maybe I should get a scooter? Nah, I can't drive a scooter."

36. "Whoa sweet long-board. Wait, hes not pushing, it's electric. WHAT?!"

35. "Hey...........I totally forgot your name."

34. "I probably shouldn't stay up watching Netflix, whatever I'll be fine."

33. "Kill me now, I am SO NOT FINE."

32. "She literally has a coffee in her hand everyday. How?"

31. "God, now I want a coffee."

30. "Am I seriously paying $130 on a book I'll use once?"

29. "It's halfway through the semester and we still haven't opened the book."

28. "I hate my life."

27. "I hate your life for you."

26. "I don't want to be this major anymore. I hate school."

25. "Do I really need to go to that class if we're just having a discussion?"

24. "Her hair is so cute. I'm totally doing that tomorrow."

23. "Wow, I do not look like her at all. I'm putting my hair in a bun."

22. "I just really want some Cheetos, and no one has Cheetos."

21. "Oh, I bet he would treat me better than he can."

20. "Horns, wings, is...is that a tail? They are wearing a tail. OK."

19. "I have such a long break before class, can I nap?"

18. "I really needed that nap."

17. "My professor is kinda hot, is that weird?"

16. "My head hurts."

15. "My feet are literally about to fall off my body."

14. "Why are you still talking?"

13. "Wow, there are so many weird people in this world."

12. "She looks like she would be a good friend."

11. "Maybe I should go talk to her? No, no I shouldn't."

10. "Why is the WiFi so slow?"

9. "I pay so much to be here, the WiFi should be in working order."

8. "God I feel sassy today. Bow down peasants."

7. "WE HAVE THERAPEUTIC PUPPIES TODAY?!"

6. "Don't look at me."

5. "Please walk faster, don't make me pass you."

4. "I can't do this. I have too much homework."

3. "Sleep is for the weak."

2. "Why. Me."

1. "Wait, that was due?"

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