Don't get me wrong, I love sitting around waiting for a text back and receiving it three days later. But I feel like I could be using my time so much more productively. Here are 50 things I would rather do than waste my time on a f*ckboy.

1. Live in college housing for the rest of my life.

2. Never eat pizza again.

3. Communicate only through hand written letters.

4. Lose all of my money on slot machines.

5. Find a real finger in my food at Wendy's.

6. Get run over by a biker on campus.

7. Give up Chick-fil-a for lent.

8. Have a flip phone.

9. Throw up any time I drink a sip of alcohol.

10. Only be able to listen to "Happy" by Pharrell for the rest of my life.

11. Marry the lead singer of Nickelback.

12. Have to share an apartment with my ex best friend.

13. Stay in the library for 72 hours straight.

14. Only be able to shower every 3 days.

15. Have to buy clothes from only Walmart until I die.

16. Take a chorus class that only sings Russian opera.

17. Join an acapella group.

18. Get sent home right after fantasy suites on The Bachelor.

19. Never be able to own a dog.

20. Lose both of my thumbs.

21. Have Virgin Mobil as my cell phone carrier.

22. Have to spend a whole month with Pitbull (aka Mr. Worldwide).

23. Use Vine as my only form of social media.

24. Never be able to drink coffee again.

25. Only eat McNuggets for 1 week straight.

26. Legally change my name to Gertrude.

27. Move to Canada.

28. Respond to texts only with memes.

29. Only be able to wear a pantsuit for the rest of my life.

30. Have to sing "My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no" anytime someone asks me to introduce myself.

31. Shave my head like Brittany Spears.

32. Dye my hair rainbow once it grows back.

33. Take Mandarin as my second language.

34. Eat in the dining hall alone for every meal.

35. Have someone spoil the ending of every movie I ever see.

36. Have Burnett's be my only choice for alcohol.

37. Make out with Bernie Sanders.

38. Pee myself while in bed with a hot guy.

39. Have to wear an MMA belt with every outfit.

40. Be stuck on a cruise ship during a tropical storm with no motion sickness medicine.

41. Never have a 21st birthday.

42. Be sunburnt forever.

43. Accidentally send my parents a sext.

44. Get an ass tattoo of my professor's face.

45. Get left in Mexico by my cruise ship.

46. Boil my right foot.

47. Never be able to get drunk again, no matter how much alcohol I drink.

48. Use scootering as my only form of transportation.

49. Never be able to shave my legs again.

50. Eat a tarantula.