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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Laundry

Some of these are a little extreme...but I guess that's just how much I hate doing laundry.

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I could do my laundry, but I'd rather:

1. Listen to “Never Give You Up” by Rick Astley on repeat for the rest of my life
2. Stand outside in the freezing cold in just my underwear
3. Voluntarily crack my iPhone screen
4. Be in the shower during a fire drill
5. Go back to high school
6. Only be allowed to wear neon yellow for the rest of my life
7. Never see my dog again
8. Listen to heavy metal music
9. Jury duty
10. Keep chewing gum even after it loses its flavor
11. CrossFit
12. Stand in line at the DMV
13. Have an ingrown toenail
14. Be stuck in a car with no air conditioning in 100-degree weather
15. Explain Odyssey to my Nana
16. Sit in traffic on Dale Mabry after leaving Puppies Puppies Puppies. . . because it was closed
17. Be forced to run the Friday mile from middle school
18. Watch water boil
19. Watch paint dry
20. Watch a clock go from 12:00 to 12:01
21. Watch Donald Trump interviews (too far?)
22. Never shave again
23. Dye my hair green
24. Drink Ketchup
25. Stand in a room full of people smoking cigarettes
26. Get trapped in an elevator with someone I hate
27. Listen to my mom lecture me on the phone
28. Walk from Florida to California
29. Do my parents’ taxes
30. Go to the bathroom in a Porta Potty at a concert
31. Listen to music from the Baroque period
32. Not use any product in my air and let it become a Southern frizzball
33. Have every Snapchat I’ve ever taken posted onto my story
34. Read the entire Torah
35. Hold someone’s hand directly after they sneezed into it
36. Sit in a room with 10 crying toddlers
37. Get pooped on by a bird in the middle of campus
38. Put toothpicks under my toenails and kick a soccer ball (I read this somewhere and cringed. . . )
39. Listen to my Uber driver vent about his life problems
40. Switch majors to Pre-Law or Pre-Med
41. Be attacked by crazy killer clowns
42. Study chapters 1-5 all night and then find out the test is on chapters 6-10
43. Only sign up for 8 a.m. classes
44. Have a stranger fall asleep on me on an airplane
45. Miss a Washington Capitals game
46. Delete all of my social media
47. Accidentally like a photo from 45 weeks ago
48. Never drink coffee again
49. Get left on “read”
50. Come up with a list of 50 things I’d rather be doing than laundry

Okay, maybe not all of these. Laundry isn’t that bad. But honestly, I’d rather be doing just about anything else than all the laundry I have to do right now.

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