50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump
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50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump

The United States is the laughing stock throughout the world because of this one election.

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50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump
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As the presidential election approaches, there is only viable option that I see that could bring America any prosperity and success, and that option doesn’t have Donald Trump’s name on the ballot. This article was inspired by “100 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Hillary” by Brooke Soldo, and I decided to put my own spin on it. Personally, I am honestly scared of what the United States would be under his tyranny.

Here’s a list of 50 things I would rather do than vote for Donald Trump this upcoming November.

  1. Drink water filled with dead mosquitos
  2. Give up chocolate
  3. Get locked out of my car with my keys inside
  4. Fall down a flight of glass stairs
  5. Re-take every midterm from last year.
  6. Get another palate expander glued to the roof of my mouth
  7. Organic Chemistry
  8. Gain 50 pounds
  9. Take a bath in galloons of beer
  10. Listen to a Spotify commercial after every song
  11. Marry the guy I went on that really shitty Bumble date with
  12. Fill my wardrobe with “Aeropostale” graphic t-shirts
  13. Braze a winter storm in a tee shirt and shorts
  14. Watch porn with my parents
  15. Contract the Zika Virus
  16. Step in dog poop barefoot
  17. Kiss a rattle snake
  18. Give up a winning lottery ticket
  19. Have the hang nail from Black Swan
  20. Be a mail-order bride
  21. Snort sriracha mayo
  22. Get a degree from Trump University
  23. Babysit crying newborns
  24. Lose 10 Billion Dollars
  25. Become allergic to all fruits
  26. Staple my eyelids closed
  27. Play Club Penguin
  28. Drink bleach
  29. Clean a rest stop’s public bathroom
  30. Spend money buying a movie on iTunes
  31. Delete my Netflix account.
  32. Use rough sandpaper as toilet paper.
  33. Die
  34. Have breast implants deflate
  35. Eat spoonful’s of ‘I Cannot Believe It’s Not Butter’
  36. Run a 5K without a bra on
  37. Get a splinter in my eye
  38. Get pooped on by a seagull
  39. Make out with Chris Christie
  40. Spend the day with Kanye West and Taylor Swift on an island
  41. Eat leftover salad
  42. Put on a two piece crop top and skirt after Thanksgiving dinner
  43. Eat hospital food every day
  44. Sneeze uncontrollably while driving fast on a busy highway
  45. Jump off a moving train
  46. Run a marathon
  47. Accidentally send a text about someone to the person I’m talking about
  48. Shoot myself in the foot
  49. Pop other people's zits
  50. Vote for Hillary
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