The other day a telemarketer called my house and wanted to talk to me about the election. When she asked whom I wanted to vote for, I explained that I really didn’t want to vote for either of the candidates. Honestly, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the last two people I would want to vote for to be our president. Since apparently you don’t need political experience to run for the presidency, I started thinking about whom I would rather vote for than those two, and this is the list I came up with:

1. Dory. Yes, as in "Finding Dory." She might be forgetful, but at least we know what we’re getting: a happy-go-lucky fish who can do a lot when she sets her mind to it.

2. Leslie Knope. The best politician in my opinion, this leading lady is the most honest person to be president. You’ve seen how hard she works for Pawnee; imagine what she could do for America.

3. Frank Underwood. Yes, I would rather vote for him than either of the current candidates.

4.Tina Fey. She’s hilarious, and not a crazy person. So that’s a good start.

5. Shrek. He might be an ogre, but that’s still a better option.

6. Beyoncé. She’s already a queen, and she runs a nation of groupies like a boss. I think people would listen to Queen B.

7. Chris Harrison. Yes, as the host of "The Bachelor," Chris knows how to deal with drama, and who’s more dramatic than politicians?

8.Grumpy Cat. No one would mess with him. Can’t argue with that.

9. Kourtney Kardashian. Yes I went there. I would willingly vote for a Kardashian before Hill and Don. Kourt says exactly what she’s thinking, so there’s no need to distrust her, and she’s the most levelheaded of the Kardashian clan, so no unpredictability there.

10.The Property Brothers. If nothing else, they could bring some fresh design to the White House.

11. Tim Tebow. We know he’s a good person, and that’s refreshing to politics, and he knows how to run on a football field, so how different could running for the presidency be?

12. Matthew McConaughey. No one would argue with that sexy Texas voice, and think how pretty he would look during the State of the Union.

13. Buddy the Elf. His innocence would never be questioned, and it would be perfectly acceptable to put maple syrup on everything.

14. Jimmy Fallon. The other candidates are just so ew… need I say more?

15. Brooke Davis. Yes, I want the girl behind the red door to be president before Don and Hill because she has a determination that is not daunted by others, but does everything with conviction and integrity.

16. Betty White. She’s older than most of our presidents, but she’s younger at heart than most of the population. She would make the White House the “[Betty] White House.”

17. Sandra Bullock. No one is going to argue with this gem. “She’s beauty, and she’s grace. She’s Miss United States.” It’s meant to be.

18. Elle Woods. We saw her transformation from L.A. Barbie to Harvard Law, and I bet the White House could use a dose of pink power. Think how much nicer foreign meetings would be with a “snap-cup.”

19. Regina George. She can lead a pack like no other, and her presidency would be “so fetch.”

20. The Grinch. He’s real with his emotions. I can relate to him. I bet others could too.

21. Dr. Miranda Bailey. Dr. Bailey has never had a problem getting her people in line. She could whip America into shape in no time at all.

22. Jennifer Aniston. After the “Brad-gelina” debacle, it’s clear Jennifer has a significant following of loyal fans. Think Jackie O., but in the oval office.

23. Dwight K. Schrute. Bears. Beats. "Battlestar Galactica." Dwight could handle any situation you throw at him. He would make an intriguing leader of our country. And he would do it in overalls.

24. Ben Wyatt. We would have a national “Cones of Dunshire” team… need I say more?

25. "Despicable Me"’s Gru. He’s adorable, and the minions would be hilarious running around the White House.

26. The honey badger. The one that got almost 80 million views on YouTube. As the video explains, he's a "bad @ss," and will do whatever it takes to get what he's looking for.

27. Glen Coco. His campaign slogan was decided circa 2004. You Go Glen Coco.

28. Tom Haverford. A businessman, an entrepreneur and a good friend, Tom could teach politicians a few things in D.C. Additionally, Treat Yo’ Self Day would be a national holiday and that can’t be a bad thing.

29. Will Hunting. He’s smarter than anyone, and he can end a conversation in a split second by spitting out facts that make your brain hurt.

30. Julie Andrews. I’m just saying, whether she’s “Maria” in "The Sound of Music" or “Queen of Genovia” in "The Princess Diaries," I would blindly follow wherever she leads.

31. Jack Dawson. As we saw in "Titanic," Jack puts others before himself, which is what makes an excellent leader.

32. Phoebe Buffay. Phoebe is quirky and scrappy, and she would turn D.C. on its head. (One concern might be that our national anthem would be changed to “Smelly Cat.”)

33. Tom Hanks. Everyone loves him. He’s an obvious choice. (The next Reagan maybe?)

34. Amy Schumer. Yes I love this breath of fresh air, and her lack of filter (not in the obnoxious Trump manner) would be just what Washington needs.

35. Will Smith. The Fresh Prince, or the Fresh President, Will would own the White House. He would do great things.

36. Dumbledore. He leads the wizarding world with such eloquence and dignity; I know he could make a difference in the White House.

37. Adele. Yes, she’s not from the States, but neither is Dory or Gru, so get over it. Adele has the pipes to be president. She carries herself like a leader, and she’s just awesome.

38. Michael Scott. If he runs America like he ran Dunder-Mifflin Paper Co. in Scranton, what could possibly go wrong?

39. George Banks. Yes, the "Father of the Bride." If Banks can handle the chaos and pandemonium of a crazy wedding planner (Franc) he can handle anything.

40. Piper Chapman. If you’ve watched "Orange is the New Black," you would know that Piper knows how to deal with any situation. Who wouldn’t want that trait in a president?

41. Shallon Lester. This dating and lifestyle guru would make America great again in a way that is actually needed.

42. Claire Underwood. She might be Frank’s wife, but as we’ve learned, she’s more than meets the eye. Don’t underestimate Claire. She would do great things in office.

43. Javier Muñoz. The star of the Broadway show "Hamilton," this actor could play the role of president with ease. Plus, he might throw in a rap number here and there which would be very entertaining.

44. Gunther from "Friends." He runs Central Perk with an iron fist, and would always make sure the White House was stocked with coffee.

45. Serena Williams. She is a boss on the tennis court, and she would be a boss in the White House.

46. Gisele Bündchen. She handled deflate gate like a pro, so she could deal with another Watergate. Plus think how nice Tom Brady would look as first husband.

47. Harrison Ford. He mastered the galaxies in "Star Wars" and killed it as "Indiana Jones." I think Ford would play the role of president masterfully.

48. Chandler Bing. We know he’s hilarious, and think how fun it would be to say President Bing. The State of the Union would actually be interesting for once. I think he’s a good choice.

49. Julia Roberts. I’m just saying, she would be one classy president.

50. Morgan Freeman. Saving the best for last obviously, Morgan would be my top choice because he’s incredible and I could listen to that voice all day. He’s tackled the role of God in movies, so I think he would dominate the presidency.