51 Lies All College Kids Tell
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51 Lies All College Kids Tell

I am fine, it is fine.

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51 Lies All College Kids Tell
Kortney Hall

College is a hard time, but by covering your pain with a few white lies; life becomes slightly more bareable... maybe

1. I'm going to start working out tomorrow

2. I'm going to wake up early to study

3. I swear mom, I'm studying

4. Yes dad, I always go to class

5. Yes we eat "dinner" at "Dingus" alot

6. I'm not stressed

7. I don't need to go to class today

8. I got an A on that test

9. I got a 5 on that test, at most

10. I'm fine

11. I have enough money for happy hour

12. I don't know anything

13. I don't want to take a nap

14. I'm dropping out

15. Lets go to the gym tomorrow

16. I'm looking for a job

17. I don't even go out that much

18. All I ever do is study

19. I'm only going to sleep 5 more minutes

20. I'm going to get a head start on my homework

21. I'm going to fail all my classes

22. I want to stay in and study, really

23. I failed 3 test and I didn't cry

24. I'm going to stop spending so much money

25. I'm ready for finals week

26. I ate breakfast

27. I'll DD

28. I'm not even going to drink

29. I'll have like maybe one beer

30. I haven't gained any weight

31. I look the same as I did in high school

32. I never stress eat

33. I'll be home later

34. I'm not going to ask my dad for money this week

35. I studied for that test

36. I read all the assigned readings

37. I'm going to make Dean's list this semester

38. I'm changing my ways

39. I'm done drinking

40. I'm not going out this weekend

41. I'm going to start eating better

42. I'm graduating in four years

43. He/she isn't even that cute

44. I'll dress cute

45. I'm not going to wear a t-shirt

46. We just hung out

47. I don't even like him/her

48. I'm never going to get married

49. I can't do this

50. I just need __ from the store

51. I hate college

At the end of the day, we're all in this together!

Cheers to the best and most stressful years of our lives all tied into four or five years.




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