College is a hard time, but by covering your pain with a few white lies; life becomes slightly more bareable... maybe
1. I'm going to start working out tomorrow
2. I'm going to wake up early to study
3. I swear mom, I'm studying
4. Yes dad, I always go to class
5. Yes we eat "dinner" at "Dingus" alot
6. I'm not stressed
7. I don't need to go to class today
8. I got an A on that test
9. I got a 5 on that test, at most
10. I'm fine
11. I have enough money for happy hour
12. I don't know anything
13. I don't want to take a nap
14. I'm dropping out
15. Lets go to the gym tomorrow
16. I'm looking for a job
17. I don't even go out that much
18. All I ever do is study
19. I'm only going to sleep 5 more minutes
20. I'm going to get a head start on my homework
21. I'm going to fail all my classes
22. I want to stay in and study, really
23. I failed 3 test and I didn't cry
24. I'm going to stop spending so much money
25. I'm ready for finals week
26. I ate breakfast
27. I'll DD
28. I'm not even going to drink
29. I'll have like maybe one beer
30. I haven't gained any weight
31. I look the same as I did in high school
32. I never stress eat
33. I'll be home later
34. I'm not going to ask my dad for money this week
35. I studied for that test
36. I read all the assigned readings
37. I'm going to make Dean's list this semester
38. I'm changing my ways
39. I'm done drinking
40. I'm not going out this weekend
41. I'm going to start eating better
42. I'm graduating in four years
43. He/she isn't even that cute
44. I'll dress cute
45. I'm not going to wear a t-shirt
46. We just hung out
47. I don't even like him/her
48. I'm never going to get married
49. I can't do this
50. I just need __ from the store
51. I hate college
At the end of the day, we're all in this together!
Cheers to the best and most stressful years of our lives all tied into four or five years.