I don't know about you, but I like my women to be the same as my Microsoft Word documents...saved!

Everyone wants to meet that special someone, but often when you think you have, it can be difficult to tell if she thinks you're as cool as you know she is. Particularly as a Christian man in a secular world, it can be tough to find a girl who seeks after God with her whole heart, much less make an impression on her. Now, with these five easy methods, you won't just make an impression, but you will be guaranteed to have that special Christian someone actually notice you!*

1. Carry a Bible in your backpack, but make sure the label is always sticking out

You don't ever have to open it, but always have it peaking out at an angle so that the gold lettering on the cover will catch their eye (subtlety may prove useful).

2. Wear really colorful T-shirts that have niche spiritual slogans

Nothing yells devotion to God like "I <3 Jesus" on an orange background with undecipherable patterns on the sleeves!

3. Always sing harmonies to worship songs

Obviously, if you know the song well enough to melodize on your own at an obnoxiously loud level, you must be a pretty awesome Christian dude. (Note; this method works best when standing directly behind your subject. If, for some reason, you don't know the songs well enough to melodize on your own at an obnoxiously loud level, stand further away.)

4. Try to work obscure Biblical references into everyday conversations

"Speaking of bacon, remember that time Elisha made that ax head float? 'Cause an ax chops wood, ya know. And pork chops, right?" (The more obscure the connection, the more they realize that you are a man so completely engrossed in God's Word that you kind of suck at human interaction!)

5. Or perhaps...

Be a man of strong character and a good name, who continually seeks after wisdom, whose word is always reliable, who treats women as sisters with all purity, who loves, honors, and trusts God with his whole heart, mind, and strength, who puts others before himself and Christ before all others. Actually, forget this last one, it'd probably never work...

*Odyssey is not held liable for any unfulfilled guarantees experienced by its readers.