Because creativity can come from anywhere (or, more likely, I'm drained of it this week): here are five random things (or are they):

1. Shoes

Yup. Shoes. Gotta have them. Some people collect them. Some people make really expensive ones that probably shouldn't be that expensive but it is because BRANDING. Most people have more than a few. Some only have one pair of shoes. And some don't have any at all, which is a shame. They are also a very old invention. Shoes go underappreciated.

2. The Witches from "Macbeth"

Did thoughts of regicide only begin with the witches prophecy? Did they themselves cause the event to occur the way it did? If so, does that mean their prophecy was self-fulfilling? Also their lines were great. You did it again Shakespeare.

3. The Internal Revenue Service

Yeah I know, taxes aren't great. Both filling out the forms and paying them. But to be fair, when our tax dollars are put to work where they need to be, I'm pretty okay with it. You can't have government without taxes. And I like anarchy less than I do taxes.

4. The word "The"

Think about it, how would language even work without the word "the". I know it would be weird. Props to that word.

5. Assembly Instruction Manuals

I could figure out how to assemble this weird table-thing, but I'd really much rather just follow the instruction manual. Unless it's just confusing, and then it's chaos for everyone involved. So, what I really mean is: clear assembly instruction manuals.