I had resisted the Taco Bell life all through high school -- much to the dismay of my boyfriend at the time. So it wasn't really until when I started living at my sorority sophomore year that I was introduced to the beauty of Taco Bell. I don't eat fast food too often, but when someone mentions going to Taco Bell, A-town is down. Here are the reasons I have found that prove Taco Bell is the bomb-dot-com.
Taco Bell is CHEAP
You know what, Ryan Gosling, you can have Taco Bell every day because it is darn inexpensive. Taco Bell has ended the coined term “starving college student." No more are college students starving. You can get not only tacos and burritos but so much more for only a dollar. Dollar fries can shove it.
Taco Bell inspires
Without the inspiration of Taco Bell, white women everywhere would be costume-less on Halloween. No one would be able to throw on an orange T-shirt with some slightly suggestive saying on the front and call themselves hot sauce without Taco Bell. They would have to go back to being Dracula, and no one wants that.
Breakfast defecting
Taco Bell threw away the old concept of breakfast and literally put it all together and added hot sauce. Now you don't have to have your eggs separate from your hash-browns and sausage, it's all together in one spicy bite. You can continue to eat Taco Bell for every meal. You might be wondering, “Isn’t that just a breakfast sandwich?” Well, no, because these are in a tortilla or one better: a biscuit taco shell. BAM.
Their mascot
If it one commercial I remember from the early 2000s, it is the Taco Bell chihuahua. This commercial and its mascot is so iconic, it shows up in the timeless classic "Legally Blonde." Dog endorsements trump real food any day.
Taco Bell doesn't lie to you
Their commercials are never misleading with happy farmers or cows in pastors. No, they lay it out for you. They have new things in Doritos. BAM. Also, when they were sued in 2011 for not having all beef in their beef, they took out a full-page ad basically saying, yeah it’s only 88 percent beef but that’s like a B+ so back the heck up.
So maybe Taco Bell isn't that great for you and you’ll spend quite a bit of time in the bathroom after eating it, but perfection always comes with a cost. Say YAS to Live Mas.