5 Cat Problems Anyone Who Knows A Cat Can Understand

5 Cat Problems Anyone Who Knows A Cat Can Understand

Cats aren't always the dream pet.


Sometimes, cats can be a problem.

This is coming is from a gal who absolutely loves cats. I freaking love cats. I plan to adopt two smush-faced cats upon getting a hair-friendly apartment. In the meantime, I shall stick to mewing at stray cats and feeding them fried chicken.

And yet, I must admit that cats can be a problem. They demand loving care only to deny your affections.

Take, for instance, Susie:

Caroline Loop

Susie is my grandmother's cat. She is a little chubster who likes to sit on sweaters and boxes. Very cute.

Unfortunately, five different aspects of this cat are a problem.

1. The Hiding

"Oh, Susie Mew, where are you?" I say upon first arriving at Grandmother's house.

Where the heck is this cat, I ask myself, checking a bathtub, two trash bins, and the piano interior against all common sense.

Meanwhile, Susie is curled smugly underneath the dining room table, on her favorite chair.

She has managed to avoid strange humans for 30 minutes, which is quite an accomplishment indeed.

2. The Hogging

"You can sit here, across from your mother," says Grandmother, pointing to a dining room chair.

My assigned chair is Susie's favorite chair.

As I pull back the chair, Susie's 20-pound chicken-stuffed body wriggles. She looks up at me with adorable little dilated eyes and proceeds to hiss.

3. The Hissing

The next day is Christmas day. In the name of Christmas spirit and cat ladies everywhere, I decide I must apologize to Susie.

"Hey Susie," I murmur. Susie is purring in a patch of sunlight.

"Hey Sweetie," I murmur, inching my hand closer to the crest of Susie's head. A crest pet is what I would consider a solid petting if I were a cat.

"Hggssss!!" says Susie. I jerk my hand away.

4. The Batting

Seeing that her hisses have not fully removed my presence, Susie regresses to more combative behavior. By this, I mean that she swipes at me as she would a dying fish.

At this moment, Mom walks in.

"Susie! Bad kitty! Don't swipe my baby! She loves cats and wants to pet you!"

Susie stares at Mom with cold little tiger eyes.

Mom stares back in consternation, then turns to me.

"Try feeding her. She'll love you if you feed her."

So I head to the kitchen. The food bowl is filled with Fancy Feast, but the water bowl is empty. So I fill Susie's water bowl at the sink.

I kneel to set the bowl on the cat mat. Susie sits haunched nearby, a little devious smirk plastered to her face. She stares at me, so I stare back. It is a battle of will and domination, a battle which I believe I can win — until my head begins to ache with scratchy pain and strange nasal utterings.

5. The Shining

Hairless imbecile. This water is disgusting.

What the actual heck. I can hear Susie speak in my head. Is she a cat, or a malevolent being?

Susie, I'm confused. What do you want?

Hmm. Cold bottled water would be nice.

Uh huh. Anything else?

Give me your soul and I will never hiss at you again.

Never! I hiss in the face of evil!

Hehe. You will never be able to master The Hiss. Until then, you will be forced to stare at my cute little face forever, unless you donate your soul.

"HGSSSSS!" I hiss.

"Mrreeerr!" cries Susie, scampering frantically away.

"Sceerdy cat," I mutter.

Thus concludes my dealings with a very problematic cat.

Popular Right Now

5 Ways Impulsively Getting A Dog Saved My Mental Health

Those four paws are good for a lot more than just face kisses.


Shortly before my husband and I officially moved out onto our own, he surprised me with a puppy in hand on the morning of our anniversary. Moving out, tackling college, and everything in between, I thought another huge responsibility was the last thing I needed. However, in reality, Oakley, the lab/Australian shepard/collie mix, was exactly what I needed to get back to "me."

He provides emotional support

One of the most obvious reasons is how much emotional support dogs, (and other respective animals) can provide. His paws have been accidentally stepped on, and he certainly isn't a fan of the forced flea/tick medication doses, but less than 30 seconds later, he is without fail immediately by my side again, tail wagging and ready for more kisses. Although he is not trained or certified as an ESA, it's without a doubt he has effectively (and unconsciously) combated random anxiety attacks or feelings of being alone.

He requires being cared for

You'll heavily judge every crazy fur mama, as did, I until you become one. Getting Oakley immediately got me consistently back on my feet and forced me to ask myself, "What does he need today?"Even simple, easy tasks like taking him out to run/go to the bathroom had me excited and forced me to find a motive in the day to day activities. I loved no longer having even the mere choice to be unproductive. Don't want to start your day? Well, Oakley needs his day started, so let's get moving.

He serves as protection

It's no surprise how far a dog's loyalty will go to protect their owner. For decades, specially trained dogs have had life-saving responsibilities assigned to them. Even being married, my husband and I's schedules vary significantly to where it is not uncommon for me to be alone. The slightest sound or shadow from outside our door immediately initiates barking. In the bathroom taking a shower? He's there. Knowing that Oakley is looking out, even when I get carried away with tasks like cooking dinner, always calms my nerves.

He's become something to look forward to

The nice thing about having Oakley is regardless of how my day goes, I know exactly how it is going to end. Whether I passed an exam with flying colors or got the lowest grade in the class, I know what waits for me when I open the door at home. After a long day, nothing resets my mood like walking into a face that is just as happy and excited to see me!

He encourages bonds with others

If you want your social interaction to sky rocket: get a puppy. No, I'm serious. You'll have people wanting to come over and visit "you" (let's be real… your puppy), like it's your last day on Earth. For me, this was exactly what I needed. Getting Oakley had family members constantly checking in to see how he was growing, learning, etc. Not only did this encourage more interactions with family and friends, but it also "livened" my husband and I's home life. Instead of the "normal" weekend nights consisting of Netflix and MarioKart, (which are enjoyable in their own respective ways), spending our nights playing Monkey in the Middle with our new four-legged friend has proven much more entertaining.

So ideally was it the right time to get a dog? Probably not. However, adding Oakley to my small little family combated anxiety and depression in ways I wouldn't have ever thought possible.

Related Content

Connect with a generation
of new voices.

We are students, thinkers, influencers, and communities sharing our ideas with the world. Join our platform to create and discover content that actually matters to you.

Learn more Start Creating

Cat Cafe Neko Heading To Bellingham Winter 2019

Look no further for feline friends. Seattle-based Neko Café is branching out to Bellingham and offering cat coffee, adoptable kitties, and a safe place for animal lovers all over the Pacific Northwest.


If you enjoy the company of animal companions and live in the Bellingham area, you're in luck. You may have heard of “Cat Cafe" from the Japanese where animal cafes have been around for decades. Fortunatley, cat cafes are expanding across the globe—even to Downtown Bellingham! The trailblazing NEKO is opening late 2019, offering adoptions as well as wine and a heck of a good time.

A cat cafe's primary goal is to spread awareness for animal adoption, rescue, and care while providing a haven for like-minded souls.

The rate is currently $11 per hour with the cats. Proceeds go to keeping the business running, and the kitties healthy and happy. Children must be accompanied by an adult, and reservations are recommended (because all of the cats are very popular and busy).

The founder of Neko, Caitlin, says she was inspired by the cat culture of Japan and Vietnam. Their love, innovation, and compassion toward animals pushed her to bring that light with her to the states. In their mission statement, she expresses the benefits of such an establishment:

“We've got coffee, beer, wine & light nibbles all in the company of CATS! We've partnered with RASKC to bring you adoptable cats of all shapes and sizes and personalities. Whether it be a happy hour after work, a private party in your very own room, or Sunday morning coffee, we've got you covered! When reservations are full in the kitty room, don't forget the cozy bar & cafe is always a great spot to chill."

Services offered include cat themed pastries, sandwiches, coffee, and games. The growing industry of cat and animal cafes decreases shelter crowding and euthanasia risk! Bellingham Humane Society is partnering with Neko to provide and care for cats in need. As Bellingham grows as a college and port city, so must our businesses. There is little doubt that Bellingham Neko will be a commercial and personal success.

Not all cats will be adoptable, as some are employees! They get paid very well in treats, so no need to worry about unfair working conditions. The cats get more vertical and horizontal space to luxuriate in and get the benefit of a community without the dangers of suburban colony life (cars, disease, overpopulation, freezing conditions... etc). The kitties are well loved and socialized and look forward to meeting you all in the late fall of 2019!

If you are looking to adopt a cat sooner than late 2019, please check out the shelters in your area before seeking “milled" animals. Although animals from kitty mills do need warm homes, they are not always at high risk for euthanasia or neglect.

NOTE: it is better to get two cats/kittens at once, and always advised never to separate a bonded pair. Consider the personality of your cat and notice signs of needing attention or apathy which could signal depressive feelings — and remember that animals do speak even though it is in a language we don't usually take time to understand.

Even if a cat appears aloof does not mean they wouldn't ask for a friend, or more space, or time outside, if they could. Animals are smarter than we give them credit for. Be vigilant. Cats can get bored, lonely, and sad. Cats need other cats just like we need other people to survive — so this cat cafe is an excellent idea for both cats and people everywhere.

Related Content

Facebook Comments