If you’re like most people, you have strong opinions about Valentine’s Day. Whether you believe it’s a scheme cooked up by the candy industry or you have a loving boyfriend who buys you flowers and takes you on a romantic, candlelit dinner date, the following list covers the spectrum of personalities on Valentine’s Day.

The jealous skeptic

I literally hate this holiday. Like, even if I had a significant other, I’d probably throw up if he wanted to celebrate V-Day. I’m not not happy that I’m single.

The single, hopeless romantic

They really thought they would spend Valentine’s Day with someone this year. But nope. They’re probably most likely to be found drowning their sorrows in bed with tissues and a box of chocolates they bought for themselves.

The good friend

This girl chooses to stay home with all her single gal pals, binge on ice cream, and watch romantic comedies because she would never leave her girls on this sensitive day. She’s the girl who Instagrams a picture of her and her girlfriends with the caption “Happy Galentine’s Day!”

The talker

This is your friend who just started talking to a new guy and says they’re “just gonna watch a movie later.” What she really means is “He didn’t ask me on a date, but I still want some V-Day lovin’, so I’ll see ya tomorrow!”

The girl we love to hate

She actually has a good boyfriend who buys her flowers, takes her on a date, and swoons her for the entire day. #goals