With Halloween fast approaching everyone, young, old, or canine is scrambling for costume ideas. With so many scary things going on in our world today, why not take some inspiration from the terror, add some creativity, and produce some top notch ideas will real scare factor.
1. 2016 Presidential Ticket
This frightful ensemble will instill fear in the hearts of many. Marginalized minorities, NRA members, and sensible mothers just to name a few. There hasn't been such a suspenseful show since Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.
2. Global Warming
The impending doom of the Earth slowing boiling away is enough to scare any self-preserving human. Whether you believe in it or not is your own business, but you have to admit this video is pretty cute.
3. Disappearance of Chocolate
I've come to learn that some people are not normal humans and do not like chocolate, but for the rest of us, this is a really scary possibility. I guess it would be better to crave lettuce or something instead, but the cacao bean is being quickly depleted. We are in a chocolate deficit, people. *shutter*
4. Student Loans
The crippling fear of being in the red haunts us all. Dress up as every 20-30 something year-old's worst fear, and you are guaranteed to be the most haunting figure on Halloween night.
5. Blue Screen of Death
Every Windows user out there knows the horror of the iconic Windows Error Message. The simple white text surrounded by that electric blue background symbolizes every lost document and every last fried computer. May God rest their souls.