I haven't been in college long nor I am not super familiar with the party scene, but it was not hard to figure out the type of guys I was meeting when I was out. In my head, they're broken up into five categories:
1. The protein cells themselves
These guys bring their alcohol in a shaker bottle. Everything they do has to do with protein. Their alcohol even contains protein. In fact, I think it's just whiskey and protein mixed. They're excited to high five their bros after a chugging contest and the guy who yells the loudest wins. Cool, bruh.
2. The 'Ladies Men'
The guys who walk around and recognize every girl, but not by their face. They scan the girl before approaching them and their introduction usually ends in "Do you want a tour of the house?" He may be charming, but Taylor Swift warned girls about these boys.
3. The 'Good' Dancer
This guy has the same dance to every song and is totally feelin' himself. Between classes, he has headphones in. His tweets are usually song lyrics and so are his Instagram captions. Look out, girls, he's in the middle of his "glo up."
4. Skunks
These guys are sort of like magicians. They wander off at different times and when they come back, it smells like they went to visit the zoo. Maybe they just took a walk outside, but they definitely confronted a skunk. Weird.
5. The Good Guys
Usually these guys aren't in the middle of the dance floor or the center of attention, but you want to make friends with these people. They're able to keep a conversation, make you smile and believe in guys and girls being friends. The next day they'll remember your name and won't hesitate to say "Hey!" between classes. They'll text you to grab lunch the days after the party and cheer you on at your intramural basketball games, but these guys are the ones to keep and befriend.
Everyone has something to offer and finding out what that may be is never a bad thing. College has given me opportunities to meet an array of different people and appreciate them for what they are.