On this Independence Day, take a look at five of my favorite things about the greatest country in the world -- 'Merica.
1. The Internet
Because what did we ever do without the internet? Go outside
and play? We all know that’s not what the U.S. is all about. Welcome to America, where social media rots the brains of children and makes old people look stupid.
2. Baseball
Baseball being “America’s Pastime” was my excuse of adding this to the list. Where would this country be without strikeouts and dingers? Many may use it as an excuse to get drunk and eat hot dogs but hey, this is 'Merica.
3. Apple Pie
“As American as apple pie" is the phrase that every grandparent tells their grandchildren. Apple pie is the backbone of American dining and might possibly be the reason to that obesity issue we tend to overlook.
4. Fantasy Football
Where friendships are destroyed and enemies are created. I
can’t think of anything better to do on my Sunday’s than screaming at my
television in hopes of the players on my team scoring enough fake points so I can
gain some bragging rights.
5. This Dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHYPaoh79I
If “suh dude” isn’t in your everyday vocabulary by now, then you probably aren’t a true American. This delusional guy and now Internet sensation used his free U.S. education to make his mother proud.