College students say a lot of things, like, "I'm hungry," "Will this be on the test," "Have you started studying?" But all of these sayings are related to these five quotes.
1. "I Need a Nap."
This may seem like a joke but it's not. We say this because we feel the exhaustion in our soul. You, freshman, are young and energized.
2. "It's Syllabus Week."
Should we pay attention? Probably. Is there vital information in the syllabus? Oh, definitely. Are we looking at cat memes instead of listening? Of course.
3. "Do I Really Need to Go to Class?"
We know we should but there is very little motivation left and it's only August. We have to save it for something special like Sonic shakes at midnight.
4. "Sorry, I Have to Study."
No, I'm not actually studying. Yes, I am watching Netflix. No, you can't sit across from me while I "study".
5. "I Have $3."
We are broke. So broke that we sweat nervously when someone asks if we want to go out.