No matter how much you love school, your motivation to go to college will plummet after taking your final AP exam.
Somehow, even if you breezed through the test with an hour to spare, your energy levels are drained. Regardless of whether you scored a one or a five, here are six things that every post-AP student will do.
1. Throw away all of your notes
Unless you're planning on becoming a chemistry major, all of your chem notes are going straight into the recycling bin. What's a derivative? Did we learn anything this entire year?
2. Nap
Try to replenish the hundreds of hours of sleep you lost as you frantically crammed an entire year's worth of information in two days.
3. Go out with friends
Remember them? The people you used to talk to back in April, before you realized that AP exams were a week away and you didn't know what a macrophage was?
4. Think about our broken education system that prioritizes memorizing information over fostering a genuine love of learning
Do you actually love engineering, or has our capitalist society conditioned you to gravitate towards subject matter that is financially, not personally, satisfactory?
5. Sleep some more
When was the last time you fell asleep before midnight? That's right. Freshman year.
6. Sign up for more AP classes for next year! How about you sign up for another SAT subject test, too, just for fun?
As you pay Collegeboard another thirty dollars to take a test which essentially looks at how well you can memorize vocabulary words, look at the reflection of your face on your greasy laptop screen. That is the face of another broken human being.