This weekend, I went to a Drive-In Movie Theater for the first time since I was really young. Three years old, actually, since the last movie I saw at the Drive-In was Disney’s Dinosaur in 2000. I’d been wanting to go to one for a while now, and when I found out that they would be playing The Conjuring 2, I had to go. So my boyfriend and I packed up the cooler with soda and candy, filled the trunk of my mom’s Enclave with pillows and blankets, and headed out. Here were some of the thoughts I had while I was there:
1. This is going to be so good.
2. There’s going to be a ton of kids here for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
3. I wouldn’t mind seeing that either, though.
4. Wow, people are already here.
5. And brought their entire refrigerator.
6. Where’s the bathroom?
7. We’ll use the buddy system when either of us has to go.
8. It’s actually super hot.
9. I’ll just drink a ton of soda.
10. Now, I have to pee again.
11. I’ll just wait until right before the movie starts.
12. I’m going to eat so much candy.
13. I wish I had ice cream.
14. Those kids beside us are really young. Can they even drive?
15. They did not check if we were old enough to see this movie.
16. They didn’t check our cars at all, actually.
17, Someone could totally have a gun and kill us all.
18. Great.
19. Hey, the other movie’s already starting.
20. Oh, so is ours. Here we go.
21. This is going to be so scary.
22. Okay, it’s not actually dark enough outside to see anything happening on the screen.
23. Oh, hey, Donatelloooooo! My boy!
24. Anyways, what’s happening right now?
25. This would be so much scarier if I could actually SEE!
26. Oh, good, this scene isn’t super dark.
27. Okay, its officially dark enough for the scary scenes. Bring it on.
28. Aaaand, someone has their headlights on.
29. Oh, look, Splinter!!! He’s so cute.
30. Seriously, turn your car alarm off.
31. Why are you just now getting here?
32. I freaking love this movie.
33. And that guy just gave me a heart attack. Thank you for sneaking up on me, sir.
34. Is that a baby crying?
35. Oh my god, I’m melting.
36. But I’m scared to let my feet hang out. A ghost might get me.
37. I smell gas. Is that gas?
38. We’re going to die.
39. We’re going to burn. Or blow up. Or die peacefully from Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
40. Regardless, we’re dead.
41. Oh, the other movie’s over and people are leaving. That seemed quick.
42. That’s why it smells like gas, though.
43. I suppose.
44. Okay, as much as I like this movie, I need to get out of here.
45. I’m hot and plagued with impending death.
46. Oh good. It’s over. Clap clap.
47. Let’s go.
48. Now.
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